T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a Titmouse. With Goob's mom home from the cat house and Sheik home from jail, them jumped into the sac for a quick piece of tail.......
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t'was the night before Christmas
- Thread starter baci2004
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JeremytheWicked
That Puppet Bear Gone Bad
when from the room next to theirs, there did rise a great sound. It rattled the windows, and shook the very ground. Around the corner they peered, deep into the dark, only to see a naked Goober, and the cow he likes to fark. He slowly rose to confront them ....
The moon on the breast of the gorgeous young lass
Gave the impression that there was more to her than ass,
When, what to my crusty old eyes should appear,
But a midget Cardinal Fang, offering to buy me a beer,
Gave the impression that there was more to her than ass,
When, what to my crusty old eyes should appear,
But a midget Cardinal Fang, offering to buy me a beer,
The small red robed cleric had been searching the Internet for Amish porn,
He happened on Goober, who by all accounts appeared considerably worn,
As he approached the asshat the atmosphere became insidiously darker,
"Leave me alone!" he shouted, "you pathetic donkey farker!"
He happened on Goober, who by all accounts appeared considerably worn,
As he approached the asshat the atmosphere became insidiously darker,
"Leave me alone!" he shouted, "you pathetic donkey farker!"
"Now, Sheik! donkey farker! You're a prancer not a vixen!
Even Comet™ or Cupid won't get you laid, unless she's blitz-ed!
To the hat of your ass! and a cockpunch to your balls!
Now fark off! you gay donkey farker! fark off you all!"
Even Comet™ or Cupid won't get you laid, unless she's blitz-ed!
To the hat of your ass! and a cockpunch to your balls!
Now fark off! you gay donkey farker! fark off you all!"
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
I saw a cute little donkey, and Sheik with his pants down
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
I saw a cute little donkey, and Sheik with his pants down
Onward! Harder! Shouted Sheik with his skirt around his feet,
The donkey’s face gave an indication of the fate it was to meet.
A push and a thrust and the deed was done.
Two stroke Sheik is a match for no one!
The donkey’s face gave an indication of the fate it was to meet.
A push and a thrust and the deed was done.
Two stroke Sheik is a match for no one!
The stump of a cock he held tight in his fist,
Near the end was a stain that could be mistaken for a cyst;
He had a scowl on his face and a concentrated stare,
When his pea-sized balls shook, and he stroked his pubic hair.
Near the end was a stain that could be mistaken for a cyst;
He had a scowl on his face and a concentrated stare,
When his pea-sized balls shook, and he stroked his pubic hair.
Sheiky, oh dear Sheiky, you speak like a true Scot
With a skirt around your waist and a quaff cut like a pot.
Your attitude fools no one and yet to try to cover,
That you sir, are a sanguinely decarbonized Limbaugh lover.
With a skirt around your waist and a quaff cut like a pot.
Your attitude fools no one and yet to try to cover,
That you sir, are a sanguinely decarbonized Limbaugh lover.
Sheik spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the condoms; each with a single jerk,
And laying his finger in the rear of his kilt,
And giving a nod, up his ass it went to the hilt;
And filled all the condoms; each with a single jerk,
And laying his finger in the rear of his kilt,
And giving a nod, up his ass it went to the hilt;
The Doctor's been absent, could it be he has no time?
He's obviously incapable of a single meaningless rhyme.
And as Goober claims a manhood the size of a bat,
The little peanut has gotten the measure of the Original Asshat.
He's obviously incapable of a single meaningless rhyme.
And as Goober claims a manhood the size of a bat,
The little peanut has gotten the measure of the Original Asshat.
Fang is chubby and plump, a right jolly old farker,
And I laughed when I saw him, he reminds me of Bob Barker;
A wink of his glass eye and a wave of his nose,
Soon shocked me to find he had scrotums for toes;
And I laughed when I saw him, he reminds me of Bob Barker;
A wink of his glass eye and a wave of his nose,
Soon shocked me to find he had scrotums for toes;
Goober's general response when asked is, I'm not unwell.
He's purchased many tickets on the express bus to hell.
I was told by many that he resembled a cheap jerk,
But let me remind the assclown that I know where you work.
He's purchased many tickets on the express bus to hell.
I was told by many that he resembled a cheap jerk,
But let me remind the assclown that I know where you work.
Fang's a mother-farker, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be a dick.
More rapid than eagles, women tell me he came,
And his rip-offs of Python are really quite lame
I knew in a moment he must be a dick.
More rapid than eagles, women tell me he came,
And his rip-offs of Python are really quite lame
That didn't rhyme, you stupid dumb-farkSheik said:I need a ruling on that one fang...
You're ruining the thread, people will be in the dark!
Now go to your house, to your room, it's so late
Just don't let me hear you if you decide to masturbate.
Goober's height may cause you to think he'd make a good Dom,
The inevitable truth is that given the chance, he'd pimp his own mom.
He has a passion for women of a certain class.
But his nose is still firmly planted in Kathleen's ass.
The inevitable truth is that given the chance, he'd pimp his own mom.
He has a passion for women of a certain class.
But his nose is still firmly planted in Kathleen's ass.
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