"Day 18: Penis fell off."
ROTFLMAO, that was hilarious. You must have a bionic dick. Geezus! I applaud your hobbying prowess, and your decision to hobby in Montreal. More selection, more reasonable rates, and in general more willing to please. I cannot wait to go back and try my luck again. I don't have your budget to work from, so I have to be more discerning in my selection. Back in July I was there and visited a young lady from Rio. As advertised in appearance although service was non-existent. Took money, and then tells me no GFE or bbbj. A whole hour of her whacking me off. Despite my 3 releases, I was disappointed with the service as she was IMHO, DDG. Probably a generational thing. She was a young spinner and I am an old fart.