Travel Puns

[SchlongConery]

Once, in a Moscow hotel, I was stung by what I thought at the time was a dodgy looking wasp...

Although now I suspect it was the cagey bee.

 

[great bear]

I spent a week in Budapest and not once did I get Hungary.

 

[SchlongConery]

I spent a week in Budapest and not once did I get Hungary.

Oslo you want to bring food into this?

I was stavanger on my recent trip to Scandinavia. After so much cod there was Norway I could eat another bite.

 

[great bear]

Oslo you want to bring food into this?

I was stavanger on my recent trip to Scandinavia. After so much cod there was Norway I could eat another bite.

I was thinking of going to Belgium but alas I waffled so long about the trip I never went.

 

[MissCroft]

After so much cod there was Norway I could eat another bite.

You couldn't fjord it.

 

[SchlongConery]

I was thinking of going to Belgium but alas I waffled so long about the trip I never went.

I spent all day walking around Brussels, eating local delicassies at every food truck I could find!

by the end of the day my frites were killing me!

 

[SchlongConery]

You couldn't fjord it.

Actually, I couldn't Chiev another bit down my throat

 

[sashimi]

Anyone been F*cking in Upper Austria?

 

[lewd]

I was going to do some hobbying in Portugal, but it turns out all the women were Lisbon.

 

[Ben Hogan]

Lucy ...

You got some "Spaining to do.

 

[Meesh]

Greetings from Cuba! I'm here, Havana good time!

 

[great bear]

You couldn't fjord it.

Denmark me down as poor.

 

[sashimi]

Denmark me down as poor.

Norway!

 

[MissCroft]

Norway!

It's true. He also has a Lillehammer.

 

[great bear]

It's true. He also has a Lillehammer.

Why don't you give your Bucharest?

 

[sashimi]

It's true. He also has a Lillehammer.

Hmmm....how does he check-into the cockpit?