Tracking Santa

This may be the year NORAD gets a clear lock on him and blasts him out of the sky as part of homeland security.
 
I've used this before and it's great.

You can also use it for getting kids to go home or to go to bed. Cause you can put the fear of Santa in them, by telling them he's only blank minutes away and you'd better be asleep by the time he gets here. ;)
 
ronzodd said:
He couldn't get us to figure out there was NOT a REAL SANTA --afterall what kid in their right mind is going to give up double presents!!!
So, one year he goes outside just after midnight...jingles some bells...and BLAM!! shoots his 12 gauge!
He comes in all upset!!! "My god! I thought I had a whitetailed deer in my sights ...but I accidentally shot SANTA!!" "Oh please don't tell anyone!! You don't want your old man to go to jail do you!!!"
And thus the myth of SANTA died!!!
So this Xmas disillusion your kids and BLAME NORAD!!
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That is really fucked up dude. :eek:
 
Sorry dude, I can't distinguish between fact and fiction with this fever going on. I thought I read that your dad fucked up Santa. That's just mean. I mean fat old elves who only work one day a year, (not counting sitting on their lazy asses in malls all day), have a right not to be fucked up eh?

What the fark am I saying, :confused: I need more medicine.
 
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