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tarkovsky

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There's a thread on Fark about Toronto's search for a slogan to make it a "world class city".

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4166331

Here's some of the better ones:

Toronto - the extra-large double double of cities

Toronto: Stop saying how great Montreal is.

Toronto: Where most of Canada's black folks live.

Toronto: Outcall prostitution is legal here!

Toronto: we hate you all equally!

Toronto: So much to see, no place to park.

Toronto: If it weren't for the Gays and the Jamaicans, nobody would have any fun!

Toronto, we're bland and grey, the women are cold, and we think we're superior to you!

Toronto: Where our penises match our landmarks

Toronto: Free parking on the DVP

Toronto: International Film Festival (and not much else)

Toronto, home of the biggest erection in Canada.

Toronto: Come check out our Os.

My favourite:

Toronto - The city of a million bored faces.
 
Toronto: Where the raccoons outnumber the people 2:1

Toronto: If you're used to Vegas SP rates, you're going to like it here.

Toronto: Where all winter people complain about how cold it is, until summer when they all complain how hot it is.

Toronto: Well, we may not be L.A. or NYC, but we're a hell of a lot better than Detroit and Buffalo, our two nearest U.S. cities...
 
How about this?

tarkovsky said:
Toronto: Come check out our Os.
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The quote above gave me an idea for a serious slogan/ logo to promote the city from the above one. The more I thought about it, the more I thought it could work. So, the idea is all those "O"s in the word Toronto might be sexy, you know O for Orgasm, or a moan, etc. What do yall think?

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Toronto - where mojo slowly dies

Toronto - Where a grimace means we really love you!!

Toronto - Dance the frosty nights away on our icy sidewalks.

Toronto - Yeah, that's really all there is to do here.
 
Fark, wow haven't visited that site in years. Here's one I liked from a comment on BlogTO: Toronto, screwface capital of the world.
 
tarkovsky said:
Toronto, we're bland and grey, the women are cold, and we think we're superior to you!
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I love Toronto, but that IS too true not to be funny...
 
a more pragmatic approach


Toronto: just because

Toronto: why not?

Toronto: got any better ideas?

Toronto: we're here
 
Rockslinger said:
Since NYC is the Big Apple, how about:

Toronto, the Mini Apple
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That's minneapolis

OTB
 
Toronto: living underground until April
 
Toronto: English enthusiasm, Scottish hospitality, Russian optimism, West Indian work ethics, Chinese hygiene and American cars. Diversity is our strength!

Toronto - Almost as fun as spending a weekend in Hartford, CT

Toronto: Imagine Chicago, but run by prudes

Toronto: Keep driving, you're only five hours away from Montreal

Toronto: GTA without all the violence.

Toronto: the city that never wakes.

Toronto: sneering at the rest of the country since 1865.

Toronto: Jim Carrey left, you will too!

Toronto. It could be worse - we could be Cleveland...

Toronto: It's passive-aggressive-ific!

Toronto: The Vatican for the dull!

Toronto, we could have been Montreal without the threat of seperatism, but we blew it.

Toronto: Best third-rate city in the world
 
FOOTSNIFFER said:
Toronto. It could be worse - we could be Cleveland...
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Or Buffalo, Baltimore, Hamilton, Idianapolis, St Paul, Winnipeg, Fargo, Kansas City, Philadelphia, Pittsburg, Regina, Omaha, Newark, Windsor, Detroit, Trois Rivierre, etc etc
 
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