Top 50 things you shouldnt say durring sex

[Meesh]

Can we take a break? STAR TREK is on...

 

[Ophelia Black]

Girl to guy

"Does this bed make my ass look fat?"

 

[zoickss]

Hey wow I guess incest isn't the best - you blow my mom outta the water.

 

[papasmerf]

Girl to guy

"Does this bed make my ass look fat?"

No all that fat makes your ass look fat

 

[bobistheowl]

Are you familiar with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints?

 

[SirLickheralot]

"Can you move your head a bit your blocking the TV"

 

[shredder]

Wow! There's enough room in here for two

 

[hamermill]

Are you in yet?

 

[jerbear]

Sudden urge for fish & chips with malt vineger.

 

[The Baroness]

You slap my ass....I'll pull my own hair

 

[Dr Watchsom]

You slap my ass....I'll pull my own hair

sounds good to me

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

While eating pussy... you stop and say...
"I am not sure but I have what feels like a scab stuck between my teeth"

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

Baby.. your pussy tastes great tonight.. nice and tangy... sorta like plain yogurt

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

I thought that you said your period was last week

 

[The Baroness]

You slap my ass....I'll pull my own hair

You pull my hair...Ill slap my own ass

 

[papasmerf]

No really. I was wearing a gemstone ring before we started.

 

[The Baroness]

You f*** with that little thing??????

 

[papasmerf]

You f*** with that little thing??????

Yep
Let me just tie this board to my ass and we will get srated.

 

[Asterix]

Girl to Guy:
Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
So I guess this makes me the early bird.
Are you trying to be funny?
Is that smell coming from you?
Just use your finger, it's bigger.
Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
Let's just skip ahead to the cigarettes, OK?

Guy to Girl:
Boy this takes me back to the farm.
But your brother said you'd like that.
Fire one!
Wow, even my uncle's boobs are bigger than that.
Do you want to see me take out my glass eye?
I wonder how many quarters we could fit in there.
By the way, I drove over your cat on the way here.

 

[The Baroness]

Are you talking to yourself?????


bbk - very confused

No, to my other personality