Top 10 Turn Offs

[HaileyGirl]

Just as the title states, list your top 10 turn offs when visiting an SP/MP etc

(I specify because expectations may differ and the turn offs may vary from those you have with your Sig. O. or girls you see "off the clock")

Also, which, if any are "deal breakers" meaning you walk away from the meeting altogether without the expected services being delivered.

AND for an added twist......

Ladies, feel free to list YOUR top 10 turn offs when with a client. Which if any are dealbreakers where you send the client on his way without fulfilling the expected services?

Inquiring (and bored) minds want to know!

 

[HaileyGirl]

I will start (yes I really AM that bored replying to my own thread, IknowIknow)

10- Is not as clean as he could be and needs a shower but doesnt want to have one
9- Smells/tastes strongly of alcohol or drugs (weed etc)
8- Facial and/or pubic hair is unshaven/ungroomed
8- Is too intoxicated to conduct oneself with manners
7- (outcall only) designated area is not clean/tidy
6- (outcall only) pets are invited into the bed and/or room during the session
5- Bargaining rates and/or services after arrival or trying to pay in foreign currency such as Rupees and telling me that it is worth more than Canadian money (I am not that stupid tyvm- DEALBREAKER)
4- Playing the parental role or trying to 'save' me from what I am "getting into"
3- Asking me if I have any underage siblings/friends/ cousins that I could introduce (READ: Pedophile, definite DEALBREAKER)
2-Asking me why I dont have a boyfriend or other "too personal" qestions
1-Aggressive behaviour- DEALBREAKER if I dont feel safe!

 

[repeat]

Please ladies, we already prebooked, so you know I'm coming over, so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease take a moment and shower, or shower with me. I'm a lover of daty, and there is nothing worse than a pee pee tasting pussy. Ok, well, maybe one thing! If you smoke please brush and use mouthwash, speaking from a no smokers point of view.

 

[mac]

and if your ad states tight and toned 115 pounds, don't be 140 with stretch marks. Also if your ad states GFE, be a GFE in actions as well as attitude.

 

[y2kmark]

Hold on!!!!

I will start (yes I really AM that bored replying to my own thread, IknowIknow)
8- Facial and/or pubic hair is unshaven/ungroomed

Facial hair, OK, but just what shaving/grooming would you expect with pubic hair ?!?!? Expecting anything more than being clean with minimal "loose ones" (both of which showering will take care of) seems a little over the top to me.

 

[mcdoste]

Here is my list of turn-offs in priority order:

1. Personal hygine
2. Unclean premises (incall)
3. No opportunity to shower both before and after
4. The smell of smoke
5. Nasty Disposition
6. Upselling
7. Rushing (If I paid for 2 hours, I want 2 hours!
8. Bait and Switch
9. Too talkative (Your life is your business, I'm here for sex!)
10. Too inquisitive (My life is my business, I'm here for sex!)

And never stand me up! My time is expensive!

Don't be high on something, wasted or drunk. If you need those types of things to get you through the day, that's your business but I really enjoy being with someone who knows I'm there and isn't on a different plane of existence.

 

[red]

1. no bed.
2. no clean towels
3. punchclock
4. slow to answer buzzer
5. being asked about my kids
6. upsell

 

[chris123]

Turns out to have a cock

 

[wetnose]

Smelly down there. Nuff said.

 

[Lou Siffer]

Inquiring (and bored) minds want to know!

Geez, Hailey, it was 4:30 in the morning when you wrote this. I thought I told you to go to bed at 2. No wonder you're bored.

My top ten in no particular order:
1. hygiene - not freshly showered
2. hygiene - smoker's breath
3. hygiene - stubbly legs
4. hygiene - untrimmed pubic hair (don't mind a little 'landing strip' but I could do without having to use both hands to hold back the bush just so I can root around for the prize.
5. too far gone on drugs and alcohol. Sometimes a little is fine. Some ladies are actually pretty cool with a little buzz. But if you can't walk straight, how are you going to balance on one leg and put the other on the bathroom counter?
4.upselling - in fact any money discussion kinda ruins the momentary illusion for me
3. facilities - must be clean and tidy with shower available
2. attitude
1. attitude

Facial hair, OK, but just what shaving/grooming would you expect with pubic hair ?!?!? Expecting anything more than being clean with minimal "loose ones" (both of which showering will take care of) seems a little over the top to me.

Actually, and I have just learned this as I got older and started to hobby, a little trimming goes a long way.

 

[tboy]

LOL@pets onto the bed, hell, I hate that too cuz when my furry little friend jumps up he gets all the attention!!!! (btw, I sometimes think he thinks that I book ladies to come and visit HIM the little ^&^%^*%@ )

As for neat and tidy, well, that ain't going to happen anytime soon at my place. I live and work here and what I've found, is that ladies love wandering around checking out what I'm currently working on, the stuff on the workbenches and all the tools.....

My biggest turn-off however is when they are obviously not into the session yet won't cancel it.

I also hate it when they seem to want to talk the whole hour away. A little chit chat at the beginning is great but limit it to 10 to 15 mins max.

Oh yeah, going down and her and smelling poo is a definitely turnoff !!

 

[squash500]

Booking for an hour and then it turns out that the sp is out the door in 15-20 minutes.

 

[S.C. Joe]

Acts like she HAS to be with you.

Acts like shes "hot stuff" and can act like a bitch but because she looks so "hot" it be OK.

Tells you BS, like she really likes you and you know shes B.S.

As for cleanest, sure that matters but I had better dates with a halfway clean lady, then a super clean girl who acts like a stuck up bitch-thinking of ladies out in Windsor BTW, haven't ran in to any over in the Falls.

Besides, if shes super nice, we can just hop in the shower together, lol

 

[Tee11]

10. B.O : I find a faint womanly smell a big turn on....but smelling as if you just walked in from the gym is a big no -no

9. smoke on the breath

8. Untidy place

7. rushed service

6. having to waite "another five minutes" after you have arrived and standing arnd like a fool for the buzz code.

5. 4.3. : attitude and fake "honeys and sweeties!"

2. not been asked/offered a shower before and after

and the #1 : Upselling!!! absolutely hate it!

 

[tboy]

Just thought of something and this applies to long before one even books the lady:

All these posts/ads stating:
The Best
The hottest
The Cutest

Sorry, you're not the "best" "hottest" or "cutest"........

 

[HaileyGirl]

Facial hair, OK, but just what shaving/grooming would you expect with pubic hair ?!?!? Expecting anything more than being clean with minimal "loose ones" (both of which showering will take care of) seems a little over the top to me.

Clean is good, but in my experience showering can only do so much as far as the loose ones. Once you get busy some of those buggers are going to make their way into unwelcoming orifices. Trimmed is ideal, especially if you want me to be licking your balls and such. I dont like hair in my teeth anymore than you do

Just a personal turn off, not a dealbreaker, or expectation, so if you are adverse to grooming downstairs, dont worry, just dont expect a long session of tea-bagging.

 

[HaileyGirl]

Turns out to have a cock

LMAO has this actually happened to you??

 

[HaileyGirl]

Geez, Hailey, it was 4:30 in the morning when you wrote this. I thought I told you to go to bed at 2. No wonder you're bored.

Guilty as charged but you didnt wear me out so I couldnt sleep

 

[great bear]

When she asks you "is it in yet"?

 

[S.C. Joe]

Or, "is that the biggest it gets" in a sad voice.

PS, only happens to me with those 6 foot tall gals,