1. When she says "I was up till 4am last night on an outcall, so if I seem tired and disinterested, don't take it personally".
2. When she says, after I walk in the door, "Do you have any food on you? They never leave me any food at their incall locations and I haven't had lunch or eaten anything since yesterday". (Yeah, I carry jelly donuts in my suit pockets and a beef sandwich in my pants...
Seriously, if you want me to bring food up, tell me when I ring the buzzer in the lobby, not after I get undressed in the room.
3. When they smile when I arrive and they have bits of green food (lettuce, etc) stuck between their front teeth (having wolfed down a sandwich or salad and not brushed their teeth and flossed afterward). Of course at least with this they have brought their own food and eaten it before I get there, so I guess I can't complain too much about lettuce in between the teeth. It happens to me too, which is why I don't eat a meal just prior to an SP appointment.
4. If it is that time of the month, take a couple of days off - don't wear a sponge and pretend everything is normal as a scent I don't like is present if my face gets between your legs.
5. The bathroom floor should be dry...when I have to splish splash and wade into the bathroom to take a shower, it feels like I'm using the shower at the YMCA and not a private res (okay, I know other clients are using it, but don't forget the appearance of fantasy).
6. Turn the cell off when I'm there - I don't want to twiddle my thumbs when the phone rings and you talk to your friends and family while we're in bed. Maybe this is part of the GFE haha. One time the SP (out of town girl) got a call from her mother and talked for 10 minutes to her while we were in bed. She was talking in French to suburban Montreal so she thought I wouldn't understand the conversation, but I did get most of it...I took French in HS to Grade 13. Mom was saying "you're not working as an SP again are you?" and SP was saying "No, whatever gave you that idea?" She was an indy (I won't name names), not a visiting agency girl. Granted she extended the session by 10 minutes past the hour to compensate for it, but it put me off my stride to take a 10 minute time out mid-session and listen to her explain over the cell to her mom that she really was in Montreal with female friends shopping for clothes.
7. When she calls the dispatcher after I arrive to say I am here and have paid (and am not Anthony Hopkins with mask) and the volume on the phone is loud and I can hear what the guy on the other end is saying to her and he is saying "Any chance you can you finish him off 10 minutes early as I've got another guy arriving the minute his hour is up". Walk into the other room to talk to the dispatcher/booking agent or turn the cell speaker volume down.
2. When she says, after I walk in the door, "Do you have any food on you? They never leave me any food at their incall locations and I haven't had lunch or eaten anything since yesterday". (Yeah, I carry jelly donuts in my suit pockets and a beef sandwich in my pants...
Seriously, if you want me to bring food up, tell me when I ring the buzzer in the lobby, not after I get undressed in the room.3. When they smile when I arrive and they have bits of green food (lettuce, etc) stuck between their front teeth (having wolfed down a sandwich or salad and not brushed their teeth and flossed afterward). Of course at least with this they have brought their own food and eaten it before I get there, so I guess I can't complain too much about lettuce in between the teeth. It happens to me too, which is why I don't eat a meal just prior to an SP appointment.
4. If it is that time of the month, take a couple of days off - don't wear a sponge and pretend everything is normal as a scent I don't like is present if my face gets between your legs.
5. The bathroom floor should be dry...when I have to splish splash and wade into the bathroom to take a shower, it feels like I'm using the shower at the YMCA and not a private res (okay, I know other clients are using it, but don't forget the appearance of fantasy).
6. Turn the cell off when I'm there - I don't want to twiddle my thumbs when the phone rings and you talk to your friends and family while we're in bed. Maybe this is part of the GFE haha. One time the SP (out of town girl) got a call from her mother and talked for 10 minutes to her while we were in bed. She was talking in French to suburban Montreal so she thought I wouldn't understand the conversation, but I did get most of it...I took French in HS to Grade 13. Mom was saying "you're not working as an SP again are you?" and SP was saying "No, whatever gave you that idea?" She was an indy (I won't name names), not a visiting agency girl. Granted she extended the session by 10 minutes past the hour to compensate for it, but it put me off my stride to take a 10 minute time out mid-session and listen to her explain over the cell to her mom that she really was in Montreal with female friends shopping for clothes.
7. When she calls the dispatcher after I arrive to say I am here and have paid (and am not Anthony Hopkins with mask) and the volume on the phone is loud and I can hear what the guy on the other end is saying to her and he is saying "Any chance you can you finish him off 10 minutes early as I've got another guy arriving the minute his hour is up". Walk into the other room to talk to the dispatcher/booking agent or turn the cell speaker volume down.
