Tool of the Week

[The Shake]

i agree with harley shake should not only get tool of the week but tool of the year

IMHO he is the biggest tool and not even a useful one at that

Sorry - you'll have to do much better than that if you want to make next week's list. While your posting is painfully dumb and uncreative, it wouldn't even make your personal top ten, let alone the entire board's.

Come on, lost, work harder!

 

[The Shake]

T-boob. *snort* Someone needs an award just for coming up with that name.

Well, if you insist...

 

[luv4lust]

Sorry - you'll have to do much better than that if you want to make next week's list. While your posting is painfully dumb and uncreative, it wouldn't even make your personal top ten, let alone the entire board's.

Come on, lost, work harder!

i rest my case

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I thought this was going to be a thread about tool of the week like the Canadian tire version of the pie of week

 

[seven]

Re: Re: and the winner is... The Shake

The Shake
Senior Member

Registered: Feb 2004
Location:
Posts: 151

More like "Tool of the Month"

I must say that I'm a little surprised at your comment Mary P. The Shake is one of my fave posters, and while he is being more antagonistic than his usual self of late (which I like), he has a sharp edge and balanced perspective that I thought you would at least appreciate given your intelligence.

 

[pool]

I gotta agree with picky, in regards to The Shake. Although I do think his point of view does become hazy to some people, as his posts are at times abrasive, lack empathy and can be condescending. At least he's being true to himself, which in itself disqualifies him from being a tool IMO

 

[The Shake]

abrasive, lack empathy and can be condescending

Poolie - we've obviously been together too long, as you're starting to sound like my wife.

 

[Cave Carson]

In the interests of fair play, whoever starts the next "Tool of the Week" thread should include at least one of his own posts among the nominees.

 

[pool]

Poolie - we've obviously been together too long, as you're starting to sound like my wife.

If you divorce me, I want the house.

 

[The Shake]

In the interests of fair play, whoever starts the next "Tool of the Week" thread should include at least one of his own posts among the nominees.

Fair play is for wimps.

 

[The Shake]

If you divorce me, I want the house.

As long as you take custody of Seven.

 

[seven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: and the winner is... The Shake

Your assumption that because YOU like someone’s posting style, then so should I....displays a level of arrogance that is surprising, even for you Picky.

I never said that you should like his posting style, sweet little Miss P. I said you should appreciate the sharp edge and balanced perspective of his posting style which are the exact opposites of the qualities you would consider someone having that is a tool. There's a fine difference, but it's there.

BTW, I’m currently under contract for a sequel where I develop a dark, angry, bitter and pessimistic personality. I require an acting coach with similar attributes, or at least one that, at times, demonstrates tendencies to match the *first name* of my previous co-star. Perhaps you would consider?

Warmest regards,

Mary

Anything for you babe. For your homework assignment, try and sense the feelings of despair and lost hope in these lyrics. Go to it sunshine.


Away From The Sun

It's down to this
I've got to make this life make sense
Can anyone do what I've done
I missed life
I missed the colours of the world
Can anyone go where I am

'Cause now again I've found myself
So far down, away from the sun
That shines into the darkest place
I'm so far down, away from the sun again
Away from the sun again

I'm over this
I'm tired of living in the dark
Can anyone see me down here
The feeling's gone
There's nothing left to lift me up
Back into the world I've known

'Cause now again I've found myself
So far down, away from the sun
That shines into the darkest place
I'm so far down, away from the sun
That shines the life away from me
To find my way back into the arms
That care about the ones like me
I'm so far down, away from the sun again

It's down to this
I've got to make this life make sense
And now I can't do what I've done

And now again I've found myself
So far down, away from the sun
That shines the life away from me

'Cause now again I've found myself
So far down, away from the sun
That shines into the darkest place
I'm so far down, away from the sun
That shines the life away from me
To find my way back into the arms
That care about the ones like me
I'm so far down, away from the sun again

 

[pool]

now you see, now you don't ...

now you see it.... it's like the bleedin' bermuda fuckin' triangle around here.

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

The originals are almost always better than the sequels, Vanessa. In general they have a lot more heart.

So, who's got the dyke and the van ?

Shaky. I'd be more than happy to take custody of our beloved seven. Maybe my gay lover, KY Josh will return to me once I own such a status symbol. I just hope we make good role models.


BTW I think a fair is something that is on the edge of town according to someone's grandpa. I disagree. "Tough guys" don't need to hit below the belt.

Don't mind me [I know you won't], I just woke up.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Can I have some of whatever poolie's smoking?

 

[The Shake]

Re: Re: Re: Re: and the winner is... The Shake

displays a level of arrogance that is surprising, even for you Picky.

Clearly, you haven't spent much time with Picky then.

 

[pool]

Goober, if I'm not mistaken you already are smoking what I'm smoking, but likely a different brand.

Interesting lyrics, picky.

Someone once awarded this song to be "my song" :

Tarantula.

I'm living but I'm feeling numb.
Can see it in my stare.
I wear a mask so falsely numb and I don't know who I am.
Despite the worlds inside of me thwarting me away.
I've noticed in other eyes, time's closing in.
But when the thunder breaks it breaks for you and me.
Tarantula, tarantula, tarantula, tarantula.
The future's looking rather grim.
Strange black tide.
Decisions lie with stupid men.
Alone with my life.
That choking and the hype in me expecting me to fall.
But only if I'm threatened will the tables turn.
But when the thunder breaks it breaks for you and me.
Tarantula, tarantula, tarantula, tarantula
My world's under a sentence of death, I was born underground.

But when the pressure gets too much for me, I bite.

-This Mortal Coil.

I think I'll go listen to some Tool, as it seems quite befitting.

 

[Ref]

Re: Good grief!

IOh, it's a jolly holiday
With you, Picky
Gentlemen like you are few
Though your just a diamond
In the rough, Picky
Underneath your blood is blue!

Sounds like Vanessa has a thing for you Picky. I think this is an excellent opportunity to show her your NYE side.

As a matter of fact, if you two love birds ever decide to get together (and something tells me that you should, there's a lot of energy being generated between the both of you) I'll provide you with a fine bottle of wine to kick start your encounter.

 

[Snook.fr]

The Shake :

Carry on man..... That is one Great Poll indeed....
Rising wayyy above some Bullshit Polls about Cock Size and such.

I found it very entertaining, can't Wait until next week's....
(that's every week right?)

Nic

 

[Cave Carson]

Fair play is for wimps.

Sounds to me like another way of saying you're afraid you'd sweep the poll.

 

[The Shake]

Sounds to me like another way of saying you're afraid you'd sweep the poll.

p:

Who me?