I love to read these attempts at being totally anonymous and how the poster has become so entranced with his fantasy that he hasn't added extra caveats; you must be a currently employed supermodel and leave behind a complete set of Star Wars figures, (no Jabba's though I don't go for fatties), in their original packaging!
All this anonymity is just a perfect scene for irony as he walks out of the bathroom after he's cliamxed to talk to the woman because he has deemed her worthy of being humiliated again. "So I was thinking we could do this again... are you free on the 28th of... GRANDMA!"