This is one from NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster Jiggs McDonald in Orillia
>Tolerance
>
> I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
> another mosque being built in Toronto.
>
> I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant
> regardless of their religious beliefs.
> Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
>
> That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next
> door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the
> mosque.
>
> We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban
> Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
>
> Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
> adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called
> "Iraq o' Ribs."
>
> Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
> "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the
> window modeling the goods.
> Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult
> sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon
> lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
>
> All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the
> tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be
> a problem for others.
>
> If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a
> good plan, please pass it on...
>Tolerance
>
> I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
> another mosque being built in Toronto.
>
> I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant
> regardless of their religious beliefs.
> Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
>
> That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next
> door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the
> mosque.
>
> We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban
> Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
>
> Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
> adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called
> "Iraq o' Ribs."
>
> Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
> "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the
> window modeling the goods.
> Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult
> sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon
> lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
>
> All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the
> tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be
> a problem for others.
>
> If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a
> good plan, please pass it on...
