Now comes with a Justin Trudeau Temporary Tattoo. Zut Alors!*
By now, like most people, you've fallen in love with heartthrob Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. And (again like most people) you've found yourself thinking, “Sure, Justin Trudeau LOOKS attractive, but how does he smell?”
If you live in Canada, there’s a good chance you’ve already had the opportunity to smell Justin Trudeau, since he's always showing up at concerts or popping out of caves with no shirt on. But if you’re not lucky enough to live in Canada, you’ve probably concluded, “I guess I’ll never know what Justin Trudeau smells like. Why was I even born into such a cruel world?”
Well, we’ve got good news. We know exactly why you were born into this (admittedly cruel) world—and it’s to buy a Justin Trudeau-Scented Candle!
The Justin Trudeau-Scented Candle blends the rich scent of chai tea (because he drinks tea) with maple (because Canada). The resulting aroma screams “hot Canadian guy” (or, perhaps, “hot guy from Vermont”).
The 16 oz tin container bears Trudeau’s beaming face on the lid, perfect if you have always wanted to kiss a slightly miniaturized version of Justin Trudeau (or if you have always wanted to kiss a candle lid). It makes a great gift for anyone who is attracted to men, or Canadians, or both. And that is a Venn diagram that includes every single person you know.
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For a limited time only, each Justin Trudeau-Scented Candle comes with a Justin Trudeau temporary tattoo! Apply it wherever you’d like to have Justin Trudeau’s face pressed against your bare flesh. Your neck? Your foot? Your forehead? Sure, why not! If nothing else, it will be a conversation-starter around the office.
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If you're sending this as a gift and would like to include a gift message, just let us know. Either way, we do not include any pricing info on the packing slip.
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SPECIAL NOTE FOR CANADIANS:
First, we love Canada. If you’re an employer and want to hire us for jobs in Canada, we accept.
Second, we have absolutely no idea why USPS shipping is so expensive from the U.S. to Canada, but we feel somehow responsible, and we apologize. If you know of a cheaper workaround, like maybe some kind of international candle-smuggling ring, we are all ears.
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