Today I learned....

I learned that ignorance is no excuse. It says so on the sticky at the top of this page...

Timbit
 
....objects in mirror are closer than they appear.....
 
All polar bears are left-handed.

And they all have difficulties getting the ink off their hands after writing a letter.
 
From reddit, user filmstudiogrunt:

"I work at a major film studio in Texas. On big film sets everything is so chaotic that pretty much anyone can walk on if they pretend like they know what they are doing. Anyone aside from the top ranked people won't hassle you because they don't want to piss someone off that could get them fired. I'm fairly confident that anyone could meet their favorite celebrity simply by buying some food from the store, saying you're a p.a. or crafty, and walking up.

Also security is a complete illusion. Just don't look nervous!"
 
Also...."Quietly slipping the desk agent a $20 bill can get you some very nice free room upgrades. Stick it between your credit card and license when you hand it to them, and ask if they have any upgrades available. This works especially well in Vegas or places with other very large resort style hotels. $20 is a great little tip for the agent, and they have full authority to bump you to a nicer room without getting in trouble."
 
Random fact....Cops carry teddy bears in their cars. It's helpful for some of the calls they have to respond to...child abuse, domestic disturbances, etc.
This I know to be true, among other places that do so, often there is an around the courthouse collection to help replace them as they are given out.
 
you are day late and a dollar short on this one