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D'arcy

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I'm curious to know if the surgeon specifically warned you to refrain from giving blowjobs.;)
He didn't and I never asked. I just figured that well you have open holes in your mouth it's probably best not to have a dick in there as well.

But I will be asking tomorrow when I go because I'm just going to tell them that my "boyfriend" is getting a little frustrated 😜
 
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Robert Mugabe

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Well I would but I'm recovering from dental surgery. Didn't realize that pointing out a little bit of fashion advice would be so offensive to you. Perhaps you need a blowjob 😘
It was a joke. Albeit without smiley face. And yes, I do need a blow job.
 

D'arcy

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It was a joke. Albeit without smiley face. And yes, I do need a blow job.
Sometimes the smiley face helps. I only know this because people constantly tell me I'm bitchy and my text message communication. So I now add a plethora of emojis and LOLs.

But clearly I missed the joke. Blonde moment😜
 

Robert Mugabe

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Sometimes the smiley face helps. I only know this because people constantly tell me I'm bitchy and my text message communication. So I now add a plethora of emojis and LOLs.

But clearly I missed the joke. Blonde moment😜
It needed a smiley face I guess. It wasn't that good a joke.
 

xmontrealer

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He didn't and I never asked. I just figured that well you have open holes in your mouth it's probably best not to have a dick in there as well.

But I will be asking tomorrow when I go because I'm just going to tell them that my "boyfriend" is getting a little frustrated 😜
I had a molar tooth extracted. I asked the dentist if it was ok for me to give oral sex to the ladies soon after the extraction.

He stitched up the extraction site, prescribed some oral antibiotics, and told me to have a good time... 😁
 

D'arcy

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I had a molar tooth extracted. I asked the dentist if it was ok for me to give oral sex to the ladies soon after the extraction.

He stitched up the extraction site, prescribed some oral antibiotics, and told me to have a good time... 😁
I think it's a bit different on your end because you're basically sticking your tongue out and licking somebody.

Whereas I'm stuffing a whole cock-a-doodle-doo in my mouth and if he blows a load and it gets in the holes. I mean that can't be good.

But lucky you
 
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xmontrealer

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I think it's a bit different on your end because you're basically sticking your tongue out and licking somebody.

Whereas I'm stuffing a whole cock-a-doodle-doo in my mouth and if he blows a load and it gets in the holes. I mean that can't be good.

But lucky you
Maybe you'd grow back a baby tooth?

Sorry. Bad joke... :)
 
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D'arcy

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I hope they weren't your 2 top front teeth! 😲
No I had a little more luck than that. They're like the second molar back from the eye tooth. On both sides on the top. I just never grew adult teeth so it never pushed the baby teeth out. I was like 21 and still getting like cavities fixed in these teeth and I'm like can we just pull them. Like I am not a baby anymore why do I have these teeny tiny teeth in my mouth.

What's crazier is my brother has had 16 teeth pulled and he still basically had a full set of teeth. Like is he part shark
 
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No I had a little more luck than that. They're like the second molar back from the eye tooth. On both sides on the top. I just never grew adult teeth so it never pushed the baby teeth out. I was like 21 and still getting like cavities fixed in these teeth and I'm like can we just pull them. Like I am not a baby anymore why do I have these teeny tiny teeth in my mouth.

What's crazier is my brother has had 16 teeth pulled and he still basically had a full set of teeth. Like is he part shark
😊 I was a bit “part shark” too when I was a kid and had multiple teeth pulled.
 

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...and while we're at it, for Chrissake youse guys, stop tucking in T-shirts, whether you're wearing jeans or shorts (even worse). Could say the same for polo shirts most times. And hey, bro', your baseball cap's on backwards. Sheesh!
 
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