Time for some laughter? Please share yours...
- Thread starter Kusa
- Start date
From last Saturday's SNL "Weekend Update":
Q: What's the difference between Donald Trump and Abraham Lincoln?
A: Trump was smart enough to turn his head...
Q: What's the difference between Donald Trump and Abraham Lincoln?
A: Trump was smart enough to turn his head...
I was at a wedding reception a while ago where a speaker asked all the married men to stand next to that one person who made their life worth living. The poor bartender was almost crushed to death.
February 2 is Groundhog Day. In the United States, if the groundhog sees his shadow, they say 'Shit. SIX MORE weeks of winter.'.
In Canada if he sees his shadow, we say "Alright! ONLY SIX more weeks of winter!'.
In Canada if he sees his shadow, we say "Alright! ONLY SIX more weeks of winter!'.
