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drlove

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One of the funniest jokes I’ve heard on divorce: You know the drill… you get married, you get divorced, then you have to pay them alimony… But what they really mean is, you have to pay them ALL THE MONEY!!! 💰 😂🤣
 

Robert Mugabe

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One of the funniest jokes I’ve heard on divorce: You know the drill… you get married, you get divorced, then you have to pay them alimony… But what they really mean is, you have to pay them ALL THE MONEY!!! 💰 😂🤣
Alimony. The screw you get for the screw you got.
 
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A joke I heard from a female comedian on TikTok...

"I am Jewish and I have a daughter, but I didn't raise her Jewish because I don't know what it even means.
And then one day she came home and she asked me "But mom, what does it mean to be Jewish?"
I didn't know how to explain it to her, so I took her on a field trip to the only place I knew.
I took her to Westerbork. If you don't know it's a Dutch concentration camp.
We went there, and we wanted to come in.
And the lady there stopped us and she said it costs 15 Euros per person to go in.

And I was, like, really? We used to go in for free...

No discount for returning customers??
 

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