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A guy in hell sitting and crying
Devil asks what is you problem
Guy says i led a bad life and now i,m here
Devil says it,s not so bad here
Guy says how so
Devil says on Mondays you can drink as much booze as you want, beer, wine , whiskey
then on Tuesdays you can gamble all day, sports betting, horses, dice
Guy says ok not so bad, what about Wednesday?
Devil says, on Wednesdays you can do drugs 24 hours a day..smoke pot, snort coke, mainline heroine
Devil says by the way are you gay?
Guy says no, no ,i,m straight
Devil says oh boy you are going to hate Thursdays
Devil asks what is you problem
Guy says i led a bad life and now i,m here
Devil says it,s not so bad here
Guy says how so
Devil says on Mondays you can drink as much booze as you want, beer, wine , whiskey
then on Tuesdays you can gamble all day, sports betting, horses, dice
Guy says ok not so bad, what about Wednesday?
Devil says, on Wednesdays you can do drugs 24 hours a day..smoke pot, snort coke, mainline heroine
Devil says by the way are you gay?
Guy says no, no ,i,m straight
Devil says oh boy you are going to hate Thursdays
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Guy goes in to see his doctor, his doctor replies what’s the problem Joe? You see doc my penis is turning orange in colour, Dr. replies all my let’s have a look. Joe drops his pants shows him his penis doctor replied yes it’s definitely orange. Dr. orders the usual blood tests, urine test and tells them to come back next week. He’s in the following week they go over the tests they find absolutely nothing wrong! The doctor asks does this run in your family history Joe replies no, are you exposed to any chemicals once again the reply is no. The doctor asks if you mind what is your profession? Joe replies back I’m just a general labourer. The doctor by now is totally stunned and he goes out on the Internet trying to research the symptoms, nothing is found. The now confused Dr. asks Joe what do you do on your time off? Joe replies I watch pornos and eat cheezies all day.
Three guys are in a strip club, construction worker, Doctor, and our Canadian newfie. Construction worker asks a stripper for a table dance and after the dance puts $50 and the G string. The doctor decides to get a table dance, and wants to show off puts $100 in the strippers G string. The newfie decides to show the boys how it’s done, he gets a table dance then opens up his wallet takes his bank card out, swipes it between the strippers ass cheeks takes hundred and $150 and goes home.
