For those who aren't familiar with the Tilted Kilt, it's a "breast-taurant", like Hooters but better. There are locations in Richmond Hill, downtown and Mississauga. The waitresses dress in scanty schoolgirl outfits like this:
https://www.google.ca/search?q=tilt...GMKHZEFBDcQ_AUIBygB&biw=1438&bih=685&dpr=0.95
I normally don't go to breast-taurants, because I don't have buddies who are into that sort of thing and I think it's weird to go alone. But recently I needed a place to watch a UFC Fight Night, and I thought, well why not try the Tilted Kilt?
Boy was it a good idea. The girls are dressed just like shown in the pictures online. My waitress was gorgeous and had perfect naturals, I'd say she was a 9.5. The rest of the girls were all attractive too, mostly 8's. They're all friendly and enthusiastic, and they don't care if you check them out, they either pretend they don't notice or smile at you even when it's obvious you've just been staring at their boobs. (This was at the downtown location, not sure if the quality varies across the other locations.) You don't get much attention if you sit at the bar, but if you sit at a table they'll stop and flirt with you to try to get more tips.
For most UFC Fight Nights it's not a particularly good deal, since they're usually on TSN (I don't have cable because I usually get everything I want to watch online). But for the big PPV events like UFC 196 next month, you would have to pay $50 just to watch the fight at home. Or you could go to the Tilted Kilt, where each beer comes to ~$12 including tax and a generous tip - so you can get three beers for $36, and for that you get to watch the fight, drink booze, and check out hot half-naked women. Three of my favourite vices in life.
https://www.google.ca/search?q=tilt...GMKHZEFBDcQ_AUIBygB&biw=1438&bih=685&dpr=0.95
I normally don't go to breast-taurants, because I don't have buddies who are into that sort of thing and I think it's weird to go alone. But recently I needed a place to watch a UFC Fight Night, and I thought, well why not try the Tilted Kilt?
Boy was it a good idea. The girls are dressed just like shown in the pictures online. My waitress was gorgeous and had perfect naturals, I'd say she was a 9.5. The rest of the girls were all attractive too, mostly 8's. They're all friendly and enthusiastic, and they don't care if you check them out, they either pretend they don't notice or smile at you even when it's obvious you've just been staring at their boobs. (This was at the downtown location, not sure if the quality varies across the other locations.) You don't get much attention if you sit at the bar, but if you sit at a table they'll stop and flirt with you to try to get more tips.
For most UFC Fight Nights it's not a particularly good deal, since they're usually on TSN (I don't have cable because I usually get everything I want to watch online). But for the big PPV events like UFC 196 next month, you would have to pay $50 just to watch the fight at home. Or you could go to the Tilted Kilt, where each beer comes to ~$12 including tax and a generous tip - so you can get three beers for $36, and for that you get to watch the fight, drink booze, and check out hot half-naked women. Three of my favourite vices in life.
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