Tiger's tying the knot to a hottie (with an identical twin).

[fernie]

Maybe tying the knot will turn his game around. It looks like it will this weekend. Surprisingly I have yet to receive my invitation yet. How odd.

His wife to be is quite easy on the eyes. She's got an identical twin as well.

http://thedivot.com/nordegren.cfm

Fernie

 

[sweet guy]

Hot natural blonde is always fun to be with!

 

[fernie]

I say the most open minded wife award goes to the wife of Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik. He hired both twins to work as au pairs to his kids. Somehow looking great in a bikini and a modeling portfolio translated into the prerequisite skills to look after his kids. Sadly I don't see my future wife being so open minded.

Here's a better pic. http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5064

Fernie

 

[sweet guy]

Farking lucky bastard.....I wonder if the girls play switch games?

When a lucky bastard like Tiger Woods has,

a) Money/Wealth
b) Fame
c) Power

Would you be surprised he's a "hottie magnet"?

Let's face it, without money, power and fame, girls won't even give a shit a look or consideration on you, the big L loser.

It doesn't matter what color the chicks are or her status!

The only one that have this kind of luck would be the Crown Prince of Brunei. Before his "arranged marriage" with a bride of mixed Malays and Swiss heritage, he and his father, the Sultan have enough doughs to fark each and every hot blondes, brunettes, Redhead of the world and lavishing them with neverending supplies of Tiffany jewels, or what not.

Maybe Rocco Siffidi or Peter North could tie their record and obviously being devoted Muslims men is not a problem...as long as the price is right.

BTW, this lucky bastard could pick, fark any blondes, brunettes or redheads of his own choosing at any time at any place.

I could visualize a menage a trois between Tiger Woods and Nordegens sisters!

How do you say mixing black and white in Swedish?

Or how do you say once you go black, you never go back in Swedish?

 

[kramer]

Hope he can now refocus on his game.

 

[fernie]

He should get back with his ex, Joanna. He won the majority of the majors when he was with her.

Fernie

 

[The Doctor]

That's because Joanna would always polish his balls before each round. Now he leaves that to his caddie Steve Williams.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Hey sweet guy, Tiger is one of the best golfers in the world. His fame and riches are a result of that. How does that make him "lucky"?

 

[jwmorrice]

That's right 'sweet guy'. Tiger picked his genes, talents, and family circumstances very carefully. Where do you get off talking about luck?

jwm

 

[The Doctor]

It's all luck!

But golf is all luck. It tried that 6 iron over the water from the bunker on 18 at Glen Abbey and you got to have horseshoes that fit Clydesdales up your ass to even make the green let alone stick it to 10 feet when the tourney is on the line.

Skill my ass.

</frustrated hacker>

 

[sweet guy]

Hey sweet guy, Tiger is one of the best golfers in the world. His fame and riches are a result of that. How does that make him "lucky"?

Ask Sheik, he's the one who says he's lucky.

The only "lucky" part for him is no pun intended and in non-PC terms, a colored, multi-ethnic guy like Tiger Woods who is not only break the "glass ceiling" in the golf world (mainly white Anglo-Saxon men domain), but also get "lucky" to marry beautiful natural blonde, somebody who many guys are dreaming and trying in vain to hit on one, let alone marrying one!

Sometimes, talents and good education just don't cut it when the system itself is set up against you because of who you are. Ask the Jews and they know it too well.

Plus, who would a hottie choose to date, a rich, less-educated self-made millionaire, or a poor PhD student/nerd with heavy load of student debts?

 

[sweet guy]

That's because Joanna would always polish his balls before each round. Now he leaves that to his caddie Steve Williams.

What balls are you talking about, Tiger's ball or goof ball?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Ask Sheik, he's the one who says he's lucky.

Sorry, I have Sheik on ignore.

The only "lucky" part for him is no pun intended and in non-PC terms, a colored, multi-ethnic guy like Tiger Woods who is not only break the "glass ceiling" in the golf world (mainly white Anglo-Saxon men domain),

And his skill level had nothing to do with that?

but also get "lucky" to marry beautiful natural blonde, somebody who many guys are dreaming and trying in vain to hit on one, let alone marrying one!

Sometimes, talents and good education just don't cut it when the system itself is set up against you because of who you are. Ask the Jews and they know it too well.

How remarkably closed-minded and 1950's Southern States of you...

Plus, who would a hottie choose to date, a rich, less-educated self-made millionaire, or a poor PhD student/nerd with heavy load of student debts?

Well that would depend on the lady, wouldn't it? Or do you truly believe that there are NO beautiful, smart ladies married to average guys?

Oh right, you do believe that. Poor you.

 

[sweet guy]

How remarkably closed-minded and 1950's Southern States of you...

You never know there are still some closed-minded white people around, except many of them are smart enough to hide it in the closet.

We have some here at terbs too. Remember there used to be a thread posted by a terbite at the lounge on immigrants diatribes?

And the southern states are not exclusive on these closed-mindedness. The western provinces or bluntly speaking the Tories strongholds are no better when it comes to the closed-mindedness.

Well that would depend on the lady, wouldn't it?

Of course that would depend on the lady but towards the end of the day, it's all about the money for some.

Or do you truly believe that there are NO beautiful, smart ladies married to average guys?

You mean beautiful, smart ladies marrying average looking "nice" guys owning mortgage free "Monster House" in Forest Hill area or Bridle Path, owning a Porsche or Mercedes SL or Bimmer Z8 and a hot shot or a "respected professional" working in the big corporation at the Bay Street District. That one I would wholeheartedly believe that.

And yes money, power and fame are the "synthic" phermones for men.

 

[xix]

they still exists

You never know there are still some closed-minded white people around, except many of them are smart enough to hide it in the closet.

This statement is so true. I can back it up anytime. No details here but a chick pulled this "move to the back of bus" maneuver on an airline. Since the plane had delayed for 12 hours I just simply swallowed pride. I just wanted to get back here in Canada like everyone else.

We have some here at terbs too. Remember there used to be a thread posted by a terbite at the lounge on immigrants diatribes?

And the southern states are not exclusive on these closed-mindedness. The western provinces or bluntly speaking the Tories strongholds are no better when it comes to the closed-mindedness.

And yes money, power and fame are the "synthic" phermones for men. [/B]

 

[ToronToto]

Elin Nordegren ... meh? My Swedish au pair was hotter

Would she be with him if:

* his world ranking was 50+
* only had career earnings of 10M
* had won no majors
* golf didn't go gaga over him

I seriously doubt it.

So her attraction is definitely not his looks, charm, personality, or character. So as SweetGuy said, it's all about money, power and fame.

 

[fernie]

Lucky bastard.

Fernie

 

[RogerRabbit]

So her attraction is definitely not his looks, charm, personality, or character. So as SweetGuy said, it's all about money, power and fame.

But are guys much better, in terms of their needs, wants, desires?

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/cel...photoid=20040207BPT101&maxphotos=5&phototerm='tiger+woods'

 

[fernie]

$3 million wedding????!!!!

Fernie

 

[deepdish]

$3 million wedding????!!!!

Fernie

3 million dollars to spend on a wedding and the guy gets Hootie and the Blowfish to perform. Yikes. Can you say, time warp?!

DD