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I like Jamie Jungers.
 
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Mia.Colpa

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Jamie or Rachel, I'm not picky. :D Has some strange picks though, wonder what he knows that we don't.
 
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Cycleguy007 said:
I still say he missed a golden opportunity to have a 3-way with the Nordegren sisters!

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Hold on here. It's early in this game. What's the old saying. The best is yet to come.
 
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seth gecko

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seks pigers = sex pigs????
Is that the Danish term to describe these tarts?

I know it's "six pictures", but theres no opportunity for a joke out of that!
 
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seth gecko said:
seks pigers = sex pigs????
Is that the Danish term to describe these tarts?

I know it's "six pictures", but theres no opportunity for a joke out of that!
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seks means six, Pige means girl in danish . seks piger = six girls.
Not "sex pigs"; danes are polite people.
 
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seth gecko

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Let's rock and roll!
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay
Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
I'm leaving my spray
Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and mow you down
Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need
Working up a hot sweat
I'm scretching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
Sex farm woman I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you feel my tractor rumbling byby-by-byyyy
Working on a sex farm
Wolfing down some cornbread
I'm turning on the tv
Joining the grange.

Could this be Tiger's theme song (from "This is Spinal Tap")?
 
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Now that the cat's finally out of the bag, Tiger should post reviews on all these chicks...not that any of us will ever have the ca$h to bag those girls.
 
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Honestly, if I were a billionaire sportsman, I would expect hotter babes then that...they are not UGLY, but they would have to be "hollywood hot" to be worth the risk. One of those was actually "not doable" imho.. even for a free for a nobody like me!!!
 
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Kilgore Trout said:
His "seventh mistress" is pornstar Holly Sampson:
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This made me think "Ohh no!... Can you imagine all the BAD porn movie titles this situation is going to spawn??!!...... "Stroking Tiger's Wood", "Putter-fingers", "Hole-in-1 Debutantes", etc, etc, etc, etc??!!

The list of groaners will be endless.:eek:
 
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ClassAct said:
Now that the cat's finally out of the bag, Tiger should post reviews on all these chicks...not that any of us will ever have the ca$h to bag those girls.
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I move that TERB officially votes Tiger "TERB Celebrity Spokesperson of the Year" for 2009. As we all know, Charlie Sheen had been previously voted "Official TERB Lifetime Celebrity Spokesperson", but it's time for new blood to be ushered in IMHO.:p
 
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