Tiger Jokes

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Feb 8, 2002
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* Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

* Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit
him. She said "I don't know exactly. but put me down for a 5."

* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he
has a hole-in-one.

* What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can
drive a ball 400 yards....

* What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the
morning? They went clubbing

* Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't
decide between a wood and an iron.

* Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how
to beat Tiger!
 
Q. What does tiger woods and a fur pup seal have in common?
A. Both have been clubbed by a blonde norwegian.
 
I wonder if maybe Elin wouldn’t let him play the "back 9", and perhaps that is why he wanted to try some other courses? :D
 
I wear my sunglasses at night

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Watch you live and breathe your storylines

(And) I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes

While she's deceiving me
It cuts my security (has)
She got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it
You got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

(And) I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Forget my name while you collect your claim

And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes

While she's deceiving me
She cuts my security (has)
She got control of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades, oh no
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
I can't believe it!
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
It can't escape you
'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades, oh no

I said I wear my sunglasses
I wear my sunglasses at night
Wear my sunglasses at night
 
The black part of Tiger bought the Cadillac but the Asian part was driving it

Thats real cold.................................
 
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