Thoughts for the day

[MuffinMuncher]

First, as I was waiting for my MPA to re-appear after my shower, in the vulnerable, exposed to the world position on the edge of the table, I noticed the array of products on the little cabinet.

Lotion, oil, air freshner (see the fart thread I suppose), soap and towels.... and toilet paper.... and Q-tips.... I got to wondering.

Why toilet paper? If someone accidentally makes a mess, isnt that what the washcloth is for? OK, maybe you have to blow your nose? Yes, that has to be it. I hope.

But WHY Q-tips? Ear fetish? Toe jam? Exceptionally tight starfish in need of a really tiny probe? I'm distressed.


Second, just what is the unofficial speed limit on the 407 before a policeman actually appears, or actually notices you, or God forbid would write you a ticket... is it the speed of light, or the speed of sound? Seriously, I was doing 140 kph, and felt like I was a road hazard in the slow lane... almost put my flashers on.

You people are f*cking nuts... LOL!

 

[kashmir]

You got it Muncher. 407 is like the Autobahn. Up here, you either lead, follow, or get the f*ck out of the way.

The 407 is even more fun when it's bumper to bumper, take the E out of ETR please.

 

[Sasha Jones]

I was doing approx (I say approx 'cause my spedometer is broken, not that I pay attention to it anyway) 140km p/h right past a cop this evening on the 407 and he didn't even budge.
I can also add that tonight was not the only time.

For the amount of money that charge to use the thing you should be able to go as fast as you want! ;-)

 

[shack]

For the amount of money that charge to use the thing you should be able to go as fast as you want! ;-)

Sounds logical to me.