Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife!

[The Scholar]

Folks:

It has come to my attention that quite a few of you donkey farkers are either dreaming of or bonking your neigbour's wife!

Have you no shame? What has gone wrong with this world?

This is SO wrong!

If you want to bang your neighbour, make sure she is single, for goodness' sake.

There! I got that off my chest.

Regards.

 

[yychobbyist]

Thou shalt also not covet thy neighbour's ass.

 

[The Scholar]

Good point, YYC!

Glad to see that you have joined the cause...

Regards.

 

[WhOiSyOdAdDy?]

Thou shalt also not covet thy neighbour's ass.

and thy neighbour's cow?

thought you might have some first hand experience with that one YYC

 

[The Scholar]

Uh-oh, folks!

YYC can get pretty nasty if you even dare think about trying to covet his cow!

You can have his neigbour's wife, but don't you go near his cow.



Regards.

 

[yychobbyist]

What if, theoretically speaking, your neighbour was blonde and not married and you had a thing for her for years? Could I covet her directly given that she's not a wife?

 

[The Scholar]

Folks:

If you want to bang your neighbour, make sure she is single, for goodness' sake.

Regards.

YYC:

In answer to your question; yes, you can bang the neighbour since she is single.

Happy humping, buddy.

Oh, theoretically speaking, of course.

Regards.

 

[yychobbyist]

well, yes, theoretically of course.

 

[The Scholar]

Re: Re: Re: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife!

humping.... is that sex with a camel??

HC:

Oh, heavens, NO! It's humping LIKE a camel.

Geez, get your facts straight. I am really worried about you.

Regards.

*suspects that HC is pulling out one of them little white squares to roll up somethin'*

 

[lickrolaine]

Is it ok if,having asked permission from the husband and givin a yes,you covet her then?

 

[The Scholar]

Answer to your question...

Is it ok if,having asked permission from the husband and givin a yes,you covet her then?

Well, lickrolaine:

Interesting question. I suppose that, if you had permission to covet the neighbour's wife, it would be quite alright. However, I am trying to visualize how such a request would take place.

Man: "Hey bud, I really covet your wife. Could I have her for a night? A few drinks, some wild sex and a couple smokes?"

Husband: "Huh? Come again?"

Man: "I really covet your wife, buddy. I just wanna bang her for a few hours. Just once! Oh, I promise to have your wife back home by midnight. Is that okay?"

Wife: "Oh, honey, it's just a one night stand. Let me go, honey. I promise that I will be a good girl, forever!"

Husband: "WTF!"

Man: "Just once. Ya know, I might get hit by a bus tomorrow and never have my dream of coveting thy neighbour's wife. Wouldn't that bother you?"

Wife: "Yeah, it would! Honey, you gotta give permission so that we can help this poor fella out. Might get hit by a bus tomorrow."

Husband: "Oh, alright. Honey, you go bang his brains out. One hour only. Get your ass home as soon as the hour is up."

...I think not.

Unless the folks are into swinging or alternative lifestyles.

Regards.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

cum again?

 

[The Scholar]

eotd:

Huh? I'm confused. Are you trying to say something?



Regards.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

something

 

[auto doctor]

Folks:

It has come to my attention that quite a few of you donkey farkers are either dreaming of or bonking your neigbour's wife!

I do not want to bonk thy neighbour's wife. ....Just would like a little or a lot of head from her.... Is that a crime????

 

[The Scholar]

Re: Re: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife!

I do not want to bonk thy neighbour's wife. ....Just would like a little or a lot of head from her.... Is that a crime????

auto doctor:

A crime? Heavens, no. Mind you, if you want your neigbour's wife to fellate you, will you be okay with your neighbour coveting your wife and wanting a little fellatio?



Regards.

 

[auto doctor]

Have you seen my wife??

 

[SoldierBoy]

Some peoples Kids

Hey Scholar

Is someone Banging your wife by chance?

hehehehehe

This thread is fucked up.

How do you know that any MPA / SP that you are seeing isn't married? Are you not then covetting someones wife?

Take your church shit elsewhere. It has NO place here.

SB

 

[The Scholar]

Soldier Boy:

Huh?

Guess you missed the train...in a big way!

Have a nice day.

Regards.

 

[n_v]

Seriously Scholar, is someone fucking your wife?