Actually, last week at the gym I went into the room to weigh myself and this guy was on the scale. He stepped off so I said "are you finished" he said yes. I stepped on and proceeded to slide the thing up and up and up and up and I got to a pretty high weight and the damn thing wasn't moving....I got very nervous and thought WTF have I been eating....so I turn around and the freakin guy had one foot on the scale! He starts cracking up and I said "thank GOD, I was about to get back on the treadmill and never stop" but I thought that was really cute. Just wanted to share in case someone wants to use that one at the gym.
this one time at the gym...
- Thread starter beaver
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beaver said:
Is'int this how gay porno's start. You both share a chuckle and then he buys you a raspberry smoothy.Next thing you know the two of you are making love in the back of your van.
J
Jay_toronto
Lashings of the old ultra-violence
I don't know about you Maya Indian but if some dude snuck up behind me while I'm sprinkling the lillies, I would have shnapped (attempting lisp). For his hornile misdeed he would have received a heel to the slats and an elbow to the temple - besides I'm too ugly to cut it as a queer.
I don't know about you Maya Indian but if some dude snuck up behind me while I'm sprinkling the lillies, I would have shnapped (attempting lisp). For his hornile misdeed he would have received a heel to the slats and an elbow to the temple - besides I'm too ugly to cut it as a queer.
You know the odd thing, two women doesn't seem wrong to us. So I thought maybe girls like seeing two guys but I have never found a girl who is turned on by the sight of two men going at it.
I guess men are just selfish or something. Kind of like our eyes are bigger than are dicks or something
I guess men are just selfish or something. Kind of like our eyes are bigger than are dicks or something
