A Poem For Some Men - w4m - 38
Date: 2007-01-12, 11:36AM EST
Sometimes you've called us up
To bust a nut or two
Only to try and haggle
To save a buck or two...
You failed to wash your balls
Nor trimmed the pubes a bit,
And when I got too close
You really smelled like shit.
You asked us stupid questions,
Even though we had addressed
Every point and nuance
Our patience did get stretched.
You asked to call us "mommy",
Even though you're 64.
You weighed 400 pounds,
I think you broke my floor.
Your dick was bent like crazy,
One ball was to your knees.
Your fingernails were dirty
And your foreskin held some cheese.
You bitched about the condom,
I used to stay alive.
You even tried to take it off,
To me, that shit don't jive.
You said you'd never cheated,
First partner was your wife.
Yet all the girls on Craigslist,
Know the story of your life.
Now we may take your money,
We might pretend to cum.
We might even say, "Oh baby...
You're the best under the sun".
But that doesn't mean we're stupid,
Or even close to it.
It just means we're crazy
To wish you were Brad Pitt.
Ok..
I'm sick and out of commission for a few days and obviously have too much time on my hands.
I blame it all on the nyquil, neo citrin and throat lozenges.
Cough cough..
Lin
Date: 2007-01-12, 11:36AM EST
Sometimes you've called us up
To bust a nut or two
Only to try and haggle
To save a buck or two...
You failed to wash your balls
Nor trimmed the pubes a bit,
And when I got too close
You really smelled like shit.
You asked us stupid questions,
Even though we had addressed
Every point and nuance
Our patience did get stretched.
You asked to call us "mommy",
Even though you're 64.
You weighed 400 pounds,
I think you broke my floor.
Your dick was bent like crazy,
One ball was to your knees.
Your fingernails were dirty
And your foreskin held some cheese.
You bitched about the condom,
I used to stay alive.
You even tried to take it off,
To me, that shit don't jive.
You said you'd never cheated,
First partner was your wife.
Yet all the girls on Craigslist,
Know the story of your life.
Now we may take your money,
We might pretend to cum.
We might even say, "Oh baby...
You're the best under the sun".
But that doesn't mean we're stupid,
Or even close to it.
It just means we're crazy
To wish you were Brad Pitt.
Ok..
I'm sick and out of commission for a few days and obviously have too much time on my hands.
I blame it all on the nyquil, neo citrin and throat lozenges.
Cough cough..
Lin
