This is not Dani...

[toughb]

Car Trouble

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

[Terminator2000]

Note to Self:

Never read a good, solid joke while drinking your coffee.

 

[Dani]

toughb, I am glad you made that clear, you had to know it could not be me I would have a few hunks pushing my car while I sat behind the wheel, drinking my Starbucks coffee, although I am almost certain that a few buttons on my top may have popped open

 

[euripides]

A few hunks of "what" ?

 

[Dani]

A few hunks of "what" ?

PRIME CANADIAN BEEFCAKE