This is for all sps lol

[BustyBellaxoxo]

wow!! That girl is grumpy! I can almost always cu* and I know that many of you gentlemen are sexy fellas.

 

[HOF]

Here's a list of things I hate too:

When a client brings me lunch
When a client brings wine and wine glasses
When a client honestly cares how I am doing
When a client uses mouth wash
When a client gives ME a massage( probably the thing I hate the most)
When a client calls to say "hi"...see how I am doing but not wanting an appointment
When a client throws down some extra of his hard earned $$ ...to buy my child a little something extra
When a client takes me away on a trip...his expense
When a client helps with charity and what not
When a client offered to help me get my truck out of the snow
When a client brings a new toy for me every other week
When the client asks me to use my new toy on him
When a client brings me flowers
When a client brings me chocolate
I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar.

THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To add to this fine list, when a client:

1. Goes out of his way to purchase lingerie or bath products because he knows what she likes.
2. When a client makes her dinner.
3. When a client makes her breakfast.
4. When a client brings his own towel and hygiene products.
5. When a client has taken the time and effort to manscape!
6. When a client puts the toilet seat down and lights a match or uses the glade.
7. When a client takes her on vacation domestic or abroad.
8. When a client becomes her safety call, babysitter, dog sitter, driver and so on.
9. When a client repeats with and recommends her.

 

[HOF]

well this thread certainly has degenerated into a gong show

Did you know that REVERSE was once on the gong show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ozU4KcvIZ0
She didn't win there either.

 

[Vash-T-Vay]

Did you know that REVERSE was once on the gong show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ozU4KcvIZ0
She didn't win there either.

I see Why...No disrespect.

 

[Petzel]

Well, Miss Reverse, despite what I perceive to be an underlying tone of animosity toward your clients and resentment of your chosen career, you raise some interesting points here.

The world would be a lot more fair if you could post reviews of clients, and men were chastised for trying to defend themselves from negative comments by the ladies.

I'm surprised you didn't add that many seemingly positive reviews about the ladies are thinly disguised, self-aggrandizing male ego trips, wannabe Penthouse letters.

I'm also surprised you didn't cite clients who demand but are refused off-limits service, and then come to the boards to post pejorative comments about lack of "service."


Downtown is a rather vague term. Could cover a lot of city blocks. Perhaps you could provide some specific direction, words to the effect of "I love it if you touch my clitoris this way" and guide their hands, or coach their tongues.

What's wrong with being a teacher? You appear to be missing a wonderful opportunity to educate those poor guys. And while you're at it, to improve the experience for yourself. Also to improve the experience they'll bring to you next time, or to other ladies.

Are you really too hot to handle, Miss Reverse? Is that why they "cu* too fast" as you so quaintly phrase it?

You imply that once a client has that first orgasm, the session is over even though the agreed upon time has not yet expired. If that's the case, no wonder they feel you "rushed them out." Why not take the remaining time to help them "cu*" again? Have you ever heard of MSOG? (That's a hockey term for "multiple shots on goal." Hopefully, you can deduce the sexual analogy without further explanation.) Or perhaps the remaining time on the clock can be spent having them help you "cu*" again?

Oops, looks like you answered that last point right here:


Perhaps you can help the process while they're trying to make you "cu*" rather than mentally berating them for trying.

There's no doubt many men need education in the nuances of love making. There's also no doubt that many men have egos that get in the way of learning how to be better lovers. On the other hand, many more men are adequate, competent, good or excellent lovers. And no doubt all of us in the latter category can still acquire better skills for pleasing a woman sexually.

Sounds like a sorry state of affairs, as you apparently find little to like and much to dislike about your clients and your work.

That may be the problem. Perhaps you see it only as "work" . . . dreary, meaningless, repetitive drudgery. That's a shame. But it's also an attitude problem. Because your job can and should be a blast.

What kind of service do you provide?

It can and should be exuberant, joyful, uninhibited sex ... the kind that makes you love your job instead of hate it.

Great post!

 

[Breanna Taylor]

Very entertaining read!!!!