This is for all sps lol
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Here's a list of things I hate too:
When a client brings me lunch
When a client brings wine and wine glasses
When a client honestly cares how I am doing
When a client uses mouth wash
When a client gives ME a massage( probably the thing I hate the most)
When a client calls to say "hi"...see how I am doing but not wanting an appointment
When a client throws down some extra of his hard earned $$ ...to buy my child a little something extra
When a client takes me away on a trip...his expense
When a client helps with charity and what not
When a client offered to help me get my truck out of the snow
When a client brings a new toy for me every other week
When the client asks me to use my new toy on him
When a client brings me flowers
When a client brings me chocolate
I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar.
THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When a client brings me lunch
When a client brings wine and wine glasses
When a client honestly cares how I am doing
When a client uses mouth wash
When a client gives ME a massage( probably the thing I hate the most)
When a client calls to say "hi"...see how I am doing but not wanting an appointment
When a client throws down some extra of his hard earned $$ ...to buy my child a little something extra
When a client takes me away on a trip...his expense
When a client helps with charity and what not
When a client offered to help me get my truck out of the snow
When a client brings a new toy for me every other week
When the client asks me to use my new toy on him
When a client brings me flowers
When a client brings me chocolate
I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar.
THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a list of things I hate too:
When a client brings me lunch
When a client brings wine and wine glasses
When a client honestly cares how I am doing
When a client uses mouth wash
When a client gives ME a massage( probably the thing I hate the most)
When a client calls to say "hi"...see how I am doing but not wanting an appointment
When a client throws down some extra of his hard earned $$ ...to buy my child a little something extra
When a client takes me away on a trip...his expense
When a client helps with charity and what not
When a client offered to help me get my truck out of the snow
When a client brings a new toy for me every other week
When the client asks me to use my new toy on him
When a client brings me flowers
When a client brings me chocolate
I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar.
THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!! thats horrible I agree... I hate it all as well. hehe
Geez, didn't realize I'd screwed up so badly.
Please accept my sincere apology.
Please don't quit!
Well... It's because of nice guys like you that make us cringe in our thigh highs. If all I can do is base my job on is the things I hate the most, and not what makes the "job" so very pleasant. I will just quit now..... My uncle has been begging me to move to the country to milk cows, and pick stones out of the fields. It seems like a much better job! So, I am off to TSC....buying some overalls, and I am off.
Artmann???? If you want some milk or rocks....They are half off !!!
yours was funny too VashHere's a list of things I hate too:
When a client brings me lunch
When a client brings wine and wine glasses
When a client honestly cares how I am doing
When a client uses mouth wash
When a client gives ME a massage( probably the thing I hate the most)
When a client calls to say "hi"...see how I am doing but not wanting an appointment
When a client throws down some extra of his hard earned $$ ...to buy my child a little something extra
When a client takes me away on a trip...his expense
When a client helps with charity and what not
When a client offered to help me get my truck out of the snow
When a client brings a new toy for me every other week
When the client asks me to use my new toy on him
When a client brings me flowers
When a client brings me chocolate
I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar.
THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Cow.....!!!! You knew that was about you eh?? Like I said.....hate that the most!!!. So stop doin it!!!!!
I especially hate it when a client...Folds his towel and puts it on the chair, puts condom in the garbage, flushes the toilet, bum smells nice, nicely shaved, hands are smooth, and he fux like a pornstar.
THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
*dies* too funny!
THAT'S F'N IT!!!!!!!!!!! I GOD DAMN QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
*dies* too funny!
Oh and BTW,Received flowers today again.....Boy, I am getting pissed, I tell ya!! I put them on my dresser. I can't stand looking at them!! This job sux, like I had said!! Can't wait til I am Rid of this B.S!! Can't wait for the aching back from milking cows and Stone picking....I hope it's just not a fantasy. My lil heart would be crushed!
fuck this job sucks... especially when a client brings you beautiful flowers for you every week just to brighten your day ... and *gasp* buys you a birthday gift ith your favorite colours! cant wait till i can quit!!!
Any ways. All joking aside (and sarcasm).
I can relate to the original start of this thread. It is a small percentage though of what an sp's side of the Industry is. Some days..it can be all that was described. But some days it is all what I was describing(as a laughing matter).
Any job in the whole world has it's ups and downs. Our industry, maybe a bit more.
I don't mean in any way to mock the original authors feel of this Industry. I too, have had my days where I have felt the same. That's when I re-group myself. Maybe take some time off, or look at what I have, instead of what I don't have.
I don't mean to sound holier then thou. It's what I have learned. It's what I practice, and it helps and it works.
In any type of business, the client is just that..the client. There is no need for them to know the b.s of the crappy days. Yes, granted it's hard sometimes. But it's even harder for the other side to understand it.
Here's to looking up...to a brighter day. And to be happy for what we have received or been able to do or accomplish from being in this industry.
I am now, going to get some milk from my cow, Betsy!!!
I can relate to the original start of this thread. It is a small percentage though of what an sp's side of the Industry is. Some days..it can be all that was described. But some days it is all what I was describing(as a laughing matter).
Any job in the whole world has it's ups and downs. Our industry, maybe a bit more.
I don't mean in any way to mock the original authors feel of this Industry. I too, have had my days where I have felt the same. That's when I re-group myself. Maybe take some time off, or look at what I have, instead of what I don't have.
I don't mean to sound holier then thou. It's what I have learned. It's what I practice, and it helps and it works.
In any type of business, the client is just that..the client. There is no need for them to know the b.s of the crappy days. Yes, granted it's hard sometimes. But it's even harder for the other side to understand it.
Here's to looking up...to a brighter day. And to be happy for what we have received or been able to do or accomplish from being in this industry.
I am now, going to get some milk from my cow, Betsy!!!
The OP seems to only have gleaned the bad out of the good. I am sure that over time an experienced SP can attest to all of the issues therein. I think a real disservice as been done to the majority of clients who are respecticfull, clean and honest.
Well, Miss Reverse, despite what I perceive to be an underlying tone of animosity toward your clients and resentment of your chosen career, you raise some interesting points here.
I'm surprised you didn't add that many seemingly positive reviews about the ladies are thinly disguised, self-aggrandizing male ego trips, wannabe Penthouse letters.
I'm also surprised you didn't cite clients who demand but are refused off-limits service, and then come to the boards to post pejorative comments about lack of "service."
What's wrong with being a teacher? You appear to be missing a wonderful opportunity to educate those poor guys. And while you're at it, to improve the experience for yourself. Also to improve the experience they'll bring to you next time, or to other ladies.
You imply that once a client has that first orgasm, the session is over even though the agreed upon time has not yet expired. If that's the case, no wonder they feel you "rushed them out." Why not take the remaining time to help them "cu*" again? Have you ever heard of MSOG? (That's a hockey term for "multiple shots on goal." Hopefully, you can deduce the sexual analogy without further explanation.) Or perhaps the remaining time on the clock can be spent having them help you "cu*" again?
Oops, looks like you answered that last point right here:
There's no doubt many men need education in the nuances of love making. There's also no doubt that many men have egos that get in the way of learning how to be better lovers. On the other hand, many more men are adequate, competent, good or excellent lovers. And no doubt all of us in the latter category can still acquire better skills for pleasing a woman sexually.
Sounds like a sorry state of affairs, as you apparently find little to like and much to dislike about your clients and your work.
That may be the problem. Perhaps you see it only as "work" . . . dreary, meaningless, repetitive drudgery. That's a shame. But it's also an attitude problem. Because your job can and should be a blast.
What kind of service do you provide?
It can and should be exuberant, joyful, uninhibited sex ... the kind that makes you love your job instead of hate it.
The world would be a lot more fair if you could post reviews of clients, and men were chastised for trying to defend themselves from negative comments by the ladies.
I'm surprised you didn't add that many seemingly positive reviews about the ladies are thinly disguised, self-aggrandizing male ego trips, wannabe Penthouse letters.
I'm also surprised you didn't cite clients who demand but are refused off-limits service, and then come to the boards to post pejorative comments about lack of "service."
Downtown is a rather vague term. Could cover a lot of city blocks. Perhaps you could provide some specific direction, words to the effect of "I love it if you touch my clitoris this way" and guide their hands, or coach their tongues.
What's wrong with being a teacher? You appear to be missing a wonderful opportunity to educate those poor guys. And while you're at it, to improve the experience for yourself. Also to improve the experience they'll bring to you next time, or to other ladies.
Are you really too hot to handle, Miss Reverse? Is that why they "cu* too fast" as you so quaintly phrase it?
You imply that once a client has that first orgasm, the session is over even though the agreed upon time has not yet expired. If that's the case, no wonder they feel you "rushed them out." Why not take the remaining time to help them "cu*" again? Have you ever heard of MSOG? (That's a hockey term for "multiple shots on goal." Hopefully, you can deduce the sexual analogy without further explanation.) Or perhaps the remaining time on the clock can be spent having them help you "cu*" again?
Oops, looks like you answered that last point right here:
Perhaps you can help the process while they're trying to make you "cu*" rather than mentally berating them for trying.
There's no doubt many men need education in the nuances of love making. There's also no doubt that many men have egos that get in the way of learning how to be better lovers. On the other hand, many more men are adequate, competent, good or excellent lovers. And no doubt all of us in the latter category can still acquire better skills for pleasing a woman sexually.
Sounds like a sorry state of affairs, as you apparently find little to like and much to dislike about your clients and your work.
That may be the problem. Perhaps you see it only as "work" . . . dreary, meaningless, repetitive drudgery. That's a shame. But it's also an attitude problem. Because your job can and should be a blast.
What kind of service do you provide?
It can and should be exuberant, joyful, uninhibited sex ... the kind that makes you love your job instead of hate it.
Now this is what I hate from a client point of view : I hate. When you bring wipes and clean me up after I'm done, I'm not a baby anymore. Please please don't open the wine or share the chocolates that I just gave you. Don't cuddle with me after the sog and please stop playing with junior while we are cuddling. Don't be nice to me I don't like it either.
