Things to sell in order to make money off the coronavirus scare

[Smallcock]

For the entrepreneurs out there, what are you selling to make money while the world is in panic over this virus?

Are you stockpiling gloves to sell for 100x their original value? Books on how to live off the grid?

What are you doing to capitalize on this situation aside from buying stocks?

 

[Smash]

I cleaned out 2 Costco's for their cases of water, toilet paper and hand sanitizer

 

[Grimnul]

Ham sandwiches. Apparently women will be giving blowjobs for them.

 

[luvyeah]

Ham sandwiches. Apparently women will be giving blowjobs for them.

Gonna need a sauce.

And do you need any sauce on the sandwich too?

 

[Grimnul]

Gonna need a sauce.

And do you need any sauce on the sandwich too?

Oh, I’m just referencing an incredibly stupid comment made by someone else here. Apparently, Toronto was going to run out of supplies and women would be trading sex for food and shelter. Because apparently, women just roam the streets and don’t have money or homes of their own.

Actually, you know, now that I think of it, he may have had women confused with raccoons.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Actually, you know, now that I think of it, he may have had women confused with raccoons.

Easily done.

 

[anon1]

Ham sandwiches. Apparently women will be giving blowjobs for them.

I've been prepping all day.

 

[yomero5]

Nothing because I'm not a scum bag.

 

[whitewaterguy]

Actually, you know, now that I think of it, he may have had women confused with raccoons.

He fucks raccoons ? That’s a low cost option. I hope he had his rabies shots up to date

 

[luvyeah]

Oh, I’m just referencing an incredibly stupid comment made by someone else here. Apparently, Toronto was going to run out of supplies and women would be trading sex for food and shelter. Because apparently, women just roam the streets and don’t have money or homes of their own.

Actually, you know, now that I think of it, he may have had women confused with raccoons.

For some reason, I think I read this comment before. But, I can't recall who it was or where it was posted.
If someone does find it, feel free to share.

 

[Grimnul]

For some reason, I think I read this comment before. But, I can't recall who it was or where it was posted.
If someone does find it, feel free to share.

I forget who posted it, I don’t tend to pay much attention to people who post absolutely moronic things, but it was somewhere in that ridiculous “are you scared?” coronavirus thread.

 

[luvyeah]

I forget who posted it, I don’t tend to pay much attention to people who post absolutely moronic things, but it was somewhere in that ridiculous “are you scared?” coronavirus thread.

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?705521-Coronavirus-Are-You-Scared/page2&highlight=Ham+sandwiches

post 48 and 55

quoted:

I think there are large market corrections coming in a lot of areas, sex work definitely among them. Things could get very grim out there, think war time conditions. “Regular” women will be trading sexual favours for food and shelter or other goods. SP’s won’t be getting $300, $400, $700 an hour.

I also suspect the housing market will collapse.

If they can’t stop this thing, the world is going to change in extreme ways.

Don’t be so sure. China makes everything, and they’ve been shut down for a month with no end in sight. Supply chains will be affected regardless of whether we suffer a big outbreak over here. The place that makes stuff isn’t making any stuff. This is already going to happen.

Once Toronto gets up to 100 and then very quickly to 1000 cases and beyond, grocery stores will empty, exactly like they have in Hong Kong and Milan, for example.

No stuff, no food, nobody going to work, schools closed, cities shut down.

Hummers for ham sandwiches seems like a pretty likely outcome to me.

Classic, one day when we get enough we need a stupid comment compilation thread!

 

[Grimnul]

Well thanks for that. I think my IQ just dropped a couple points rereading that silliness. Think I’ll just stay out of coronavirus threads from now on.

 

[Charlemagne]

The irony....

Amazon employee in Seattle office tests positive for coronavirus

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/coronavirus-amazon-employee-in-seattle-office-tests-positive.html

 

[IRIS]

I bought what's necessary. I'm ready! :encouragement:

 

[richaceg]

Oh, I’m just referencing an incredibly stupid comment made by someone else here. Apparently, Toronto was going to run out of supplies and women would be trading sex for food and shelter. Because apparently, women just roam the streets and don’t have money or homes of their own.

Actually, you know, now that I think of it, he may have had women confused with raccoons.

Well SPs won't survive the streets on their LV bags and Gucci sunglasses alone...