Things About a Women That Turn You Off.

[Troops]

Call me picky, but i have a hard time overlooking some things on women that turn me off. This is not to offend any ladies. Its just that we all have our own preferences when it comes to our type.

Turn offs in no particular order.

1) Women who drink too much
2) Women with bad teeth
3) Women with big feet
4) Women who do drugs including weed.
5) Women who swear too much.
6) Women with smelly pussies
7) Women who wear too much perfume and make-up
8) Women with children that aren't mine
9) Women who just lay there when you fuck and don't make a sound.
10) Women with cellulite (cottage cheese)
11) Women with huge pussies.
12) Women who are shy and unsociable.
13) Women with a hairy pussy and ass.
14) Women who don't look after their hands and feet.
15) Women who are too whiny.
16) Women who sweat to much.
17) Women who don't shave their legs.
18) Women who can't cook.
19) Women who are overly jealous
20) Women who don't drive or work.

I could list you a lot more but i don't want to come across as being too selective.

 

[Shallow Throat]

0) Women that say "No".

 

[wrong hole]

...women with penises...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Cringes at Wrong Hole’s remark*

...women that are not bisexual.

 

[Troops]

...women with penises...

There are no such things as chix with dicks. They are GUYS WITH TITS.

 

[CyberGoth]

women are confusing at the best of times. but there are moments that are just wonderful and make you forget the bad stuff.

things that turn me off:
-extreme morbid obesity
-extreme narcissism

 

[SenatorFan]

Women who are totall obsessed with :
-decorating the house
-redecorating the house
-paying for decorating the hous
-putting an addition on the house
-buying new furniture,carpets,antiques for the house
-getting landscaping to outdo the neighbours


oops - I think I just described my wife

 

[rdhaired_vixen]

If you take all that away from a women you then have a man... lmao
to troops and sf and god....

 

[blofeld]

My initial list:

-non-existant breasts
-large feet/hands
-with STDs
-passive/aggressives

 

[Berlin]

I do enjoy women of various sizes amd shapes, but this:

Ugly fat chicks ,with attitiude, that think their are hot shit

......a big No NO.

 

[groo39]

Bad attitude.

I'm no prize myself, so I try to find the appeal to what many consider flaws.

Small breasts? Youthful, perky, firm also usually come along with that.

A little soft around the middle? Cuddly, comforting, and probably a fair bit happier about herself than the perpetually-dieting waif.

Too tall? She's "statuesque".

Too short? She's petite, and a comfortable armful.

Ugly? Well, nothing can be done about that. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and what I find beautiful has no appeal for some others. Some friends also find beauty and love in women that hold no appeal for me.

 

[Lady Sarah]

I just want to reply to Troops initial list of personal tastes...
Troops, honey, AND I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY NO OFFENCE INTENDED...
...what do you look like, buddy? Because I get a real laugh out of tired, out-of-shape men going on about their ideal woman when the only way they'll get her is with a shovel, post-mortem. I'm not saying that's YOU but seriously! No cottage cheese?
Listen, buddy, you're in fucking Disneyworld, OK? I am 5"4, athletic as hell, EXCELLENT, firm figure that does what I want it to and STILL I have a few dimples on my thighs...do you understand that hormonally, that is the nature fat cells adopt on the hips and thighs? DO YOU GET IT? Granted, ANYONE who lets themself go, and doesn't DO THE BEST WITH WHAT THEY HAVE is committing a crime against the Universe, but saying a woman's cottage cheeses disgusts you is like US saying...oooh! Bald heads! Gross. Shit happens biologically buddy and frankly, we don't need people like yourself criticizing something which NATURE decided on, OK? Women have enough insecurities without people perpetuating some MYTH of perfection.
Troops, I know I became more impassioned as this post went on, I am sure you're a cool guy who meant "cottage cheese" is gross when it's extreme, and a symptom of someone (NOT just women, have you seen a man's pimple, wrinkled, dimpled ass after years of Playstation and marijuana? it's lovely) who doesn't MAINTAIN...but I can't be clear enough that there's no magic bullet. It's there, so you should just be happy you're in bed with someone LOL LOL. Don't be sore...I just needed to be clear. XXXOOO

 

[wooly110]

...and I'd bet when she gets her 'own' money, she'll find better uses for it.

Like hobbying??

 

[MrEasy]

In no particular order:

- Women that whine
- Smokers (except for cigars, for some strange reason I find a woman that smokes a cigar to be erotically very appealing!)
- Too many tattoos
- Dress like truckdrivers and act like one
- Poor table manners (use a knife AND fork, PLEASE)

 

[MilesV]

ammo given

Turn offs.

- women who think they have the world figured out even though they have seen it through very young eyes and have limited experience.
(remember we were in Bagdad , while you were still in your Dad's bag)
- women , who don't like Toronto.
- women who didn't like some of Troops points to start this thread
- women who stereotype and hate men
- women who can't control their spending habits.
- women who need help and won't seek it.


(note: to JA - only kidding about the flaming)

 

[Bacon]

- women angry with the world,,,

 

[shiftee]

genetics snobs

 

[Astra]

Call me picky, ......

More than happy to oblige, as they say, your wish is my command Troops - alias PICKY.

Ciao
Astra

 

[CyberGoth]

that is a most strange mental image Archer... grins... creatively bizarre even. Troops as a pre-op transexual.

 

[CyberGoth]

I'm not putting words in your mouth, it was the mental image the popped into my dented little skull.

sorry if my engrish is bnaddlly like. hehe