Theoretical Child Support Question

[a 1 player]

All these strange court decisions have me pondering...

You are at home getting drunk and decide to go to bed. Like any average Canadian man, you rub one out before you go to sleep. Late at night, drunk lady friend comes over, and after you are asleep, lady friend gets into bed with you as the couch is not comfortable to sleep on.

She rolls in the goo, becoming pregnant.

Are you held responsible for the child support?

 

[STASH]

A1

I think your cracking man

You need a vacation Bud

 

[a 1 player]

A1

I think your cracking man

You need a vacation Bud

You got that right brother!

 

[OnTheWayOut]

u a pig or what?

you don't clean up your goo???? what if you roll over ...... awwww, forget it

 

[amber-jade]

my question is.... why didn't you get some that night?...



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[a 1 player]

you don't clean up your goo???? what if you roll over ...... awwww, forget it

Don't tell me you are scared of your own bodily fluids!

 

[Aardvark154]

All these strange court decisions have me pondering...

You are at home getting drunk and decide to go to bed. Like any average Canadian man, you rub one out before you go to sleep. Late at night, drunk lady friend comes over, and after you are asleep, lady friend gets into bed with you as the couch is not comfortable to sleep on.

She rolls in the goo, becoming pregnant.

Are you held responsible for the child support?

Very simple answer. Are you the biological father of the child? The court really doesn't care (at least in a legal sense) about the gymnastics that proceeded the event.

 

[a 1 player]

Very simple answer. Are you the biological father of the child? The court really doesn't care (at least in a legal sense) about the gymnastics that proceeded the event.

So by that theory, a woman could drug a man, rape him, extract semen without his consent or knowledge, and still get child support?

 

[RayFinkel]

You mean, you don't have a "special sock" hidden under your bed?




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[red]

All these strange court decisions have me pondering...

You are at home getting drunk and decide to go to bed. Like any average Canadian man, you rub one out before you go to sleep. Late at night, drunk lady friend comes over, and after you are asleep, lady friend gets into bed with you as the couch is not comfortable to sleep on.

She rolls in the goo, becoming pregnant.

Are you held responsible for the child support?

yes - its just common courtesy

 

[hunter001]

It is a long way to swim. I am not sure that is even possible.

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

If the puddle was that big and she starts to swim around in the stuff, she does so at her own risk.