The Whys of Men

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someone sent me this email i had to share :p


The Whys of Men...........

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they
are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls
fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ONEARTH?
(because a vibrator can't
mow the lawn)
 
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antlerman

All about the fun!
Jun 28, 2005
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Ouch!!!!!!

A little fun man-bashing is it?????
For now I will step above the level of retaliation.........but not for long.
 
G

Gord's Bro

luv4lust said:
oh i didn't write it please don't bash me
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Don't worry,luv, some of us are (un)fortunate enough to have been reminded just such points by our SO's again and agaiN and agaIN and agAIN and aGAIN and AGAIN!! :eek:

G's B.
 
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A-ROD

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Oooops! I just wandered in here. This must be the ladies washroom. I have been told that is why women go to the washroom in two's; so they can spend hours writing this stuff. :rolleyes:
 
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antlerman

All about the fun!
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Me bash....never

lust4love...I would never bash a woman....not unless it is in fun and both enjoy it.....I know you did not write it........but you started it! :D
 
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The Lurker

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Luv, don't pick on him. He's got a glass jaw, honey!

Hah! Don't care if you (him) are bigger than me.
 
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Tina_Ballerina

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luv4lust said:
someone sent me this email i had to share :p


The Whys of Men...........

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they
are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls
fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ONEARTH?
(because a vibrator can't
mow the lawn)
Click to expand...
Now you all wonder why I lick pussy......
 
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