The Wedding Test ...

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THE WEDDING TEST



I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter . Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
 
There sure is...

a 1 player said:
There is a whole lot of truth behind that little story.


...on more than one level.

It should have ended with "and now having discovered my future in laws were manipulative mind fucking assholes, I immediately dumped the bitch...but not before I got her little sisters email address and cell phone number"
 
MLAM said:
...on more than one level.

It should have ended with "and now having discovered my future in laws were manipulative mind fucking assholes, I immediately dumped the bitch...but not before I got her little sisters email address and cell phone number"
Great minds think alike!:D
 
This story has been passed around for quite a while now but really, with the amount of cheaters in the world, why WOULDN'T someone do that?

I mean there are services out there that will send a woman to your local hangout to test a guy so this isn't too different than that.

Now if a guy has not given a bride to be any indication that he would tend towardes infidelity, then this could be construed as a little shady but any "good" guy would pass immediately with no hesitation.

I mean really guys, you can't control your dick you shouldn't be getting married.......
 
Seems like every so often I recall one more reason I am not married.

Why can't people learn to enjoy life for today and stop worrying about tomorrow so much?

Fuck controlling your mind, dick, etc. Relax, we will all be dead 50+ years, enjoy life now.

But nooooo, some people get all hung up on this holly matrimony bit :(
 
S.C. Joe said:
Seems like every so often I recall one more reason I am not married.

Why can't people learn to enjoy life for today and stop worrying about tomorrow so much?

Fuck controlling your mind, dick, etc. Relax, we will all be dead 50+ years, enjoy life now.

But nooooo, some people get all hung up on this holly matrimony bit :(

I hate to break it to you joe but we all have to control ourselves to some extent. For that matter IF one is entering into a permanant or long term relatonship one SHOULD control their dick. If they don't want to? They shouldn't be entering into those relationships......
 
The guy in the story seems like a "good guy", but the temptation was too much for him. Who amongst us hasn't been in similar situations? So we can't judge here. What's the old saying..

"I can resist everything but temptation"
Oscar Wilde
 
Plan B said:
The guy in the story seems like a "good guy", but the temptation was too much for him. Who amongst us hasn't been in similar situations? So we can't judge here. What's the old saying..

"I can resist everything but temptation"
Oscar Wilde

Well, I have and have resisted. See, I've only been involved with women who I really want to be with, why else would I be involved with them? The times that oppurtunity knocked, I simply said: what's this going to get me that I can't have at home? The answer was ALWAYS nothing......

See, the way I look at it: for the guys that are in a relationship yet cheat (or hobby) just indicates that they are too chicken to break up with the one they're with to be free to do whatever they want with whomever they want. It's pretty simple actually: if you want to play the field, play the field but don't cheat on someone just because you're a pussy.....
 
tboy said:
Well, I have and have resisted. See, I've only been involved with women who I really want to be with, why else would I be involved with them? The times that oppurtunity knocked, I simply said: what's this going to get me that I can't have at home? The answer was ALWAYS nothing......

See, the way I look at it: for the guys that are in a relationship yet cheat (or hobby) just indicates that they are too chicken to break up with the one they're with to be free to do whatever they want with whomever they want. It's pretty simple actually: if you want to play the field, play the field but don't cheat on someone just because you're a pussy.....

Come on Buddy,

Don't start that shit again. It's not that simple at ALL.

Why do you find the need to judge people. Can't you just live your life as you see fit, and let others do the same.

Life isn't simple...EVER. It gets simple when you're 6ft under. Capice....
 
The Houdini said:
Come on Buddy,

Don't start that shit again. It's not that simple at ALL.

Why do you find the need to judge people. Can't you just live your life as you see fit, and let others do the same.

Life isn't simple...EVER. It gets simple when you're 6ft under. Capice....

It is THAT simple, and hell, this isn't judging people, it's my OPINION, which everyone has.

If you cheat, you're a cheater, pretty simple really.

As for "starting that shit again", as long as people bring up threads on the subject of cheating, or being tested, I have the right to post my
O P I N I O N on the subject.

Or are you electing yourself the thread police?
 
this is for tboy! Since you've got all of the answers here's one for you. What would you do if you're in a solid relationship and your woman couldn't have sex anymore due to pain or for some other reason?
 
wpguser said:
this is for tboy! Since you've got all of the answers here's one for you. What would you do if you're in a solid relationship and your woman couldn't have sex anymore due to pain or for some other reason?


For one thing, I'd be finding out what's causing the pain. I tell you, I'm not john holmes so it wouldn't be that reason lol....

If it was psychological, I'd be attending therapy with her to get to the root cause.

If she just didn't want it anymore (like many women) I'd have to decide whether to stay in a sexless marriage or not.

But there are those whose wives just don't want it anymore and give their husbands permission to go to escorts. I think there was someone on here whose wife used to remind him and then give him the money FOR it.

See, that's not cheating. If his partner knows and gives their consent, how is that cheating?

Cheating is when you say to a woman "I won't have sex with anyone but you" (figuratively and exactly) then go out and fuck around....How is that NOT cheating?
 
Hmm, T-boy has a good point. It does shock me how some guys can be like Mr Spitzer can have a great wife with 3 daughters still in school and cheat on her the day before Valentines Day.

But sometimes the pain is real, could simply be hemroids or a hernia--women get them too.

These guys who do go crawling after their wife and go saying they love them all the time but then in their free time they go dropping $200 on a escort--when likely they haven't been to nice place to eat in ages-are something else.

Now if the wife is blowing cash on BS stuff like day spas, beauty parlors, etc...well I guess each case is different.
 
S.C. Joe said:
These guys who do go crawling after their wife and go saying they love them all the time but then in their free time they go dropping $200 on a escort--when likely they haven't been to nice place to eat in ages-are something else.

Things I learnt on TERB: Sometimes, after many years, the wife ain't such a nice place to eat. :)

That being said, I've been faithful in all of my monogamous relationships since high school. Then again, the older I get the harder I find it to do anything more than 'just date'. But after 5 years, let me tell you that $200 escort starts looking pretty good. I have far more respect for that than an actual affair.