The Very Many Nice Things SPs Have Said to Me

[PHNINE]

f u c k

 

[PussyHunter]

"That ones on the house!"

 

[goalie000]

"Sometimes things just fit together Perfectly"
"Really, it's free this Time, I don't want your money"

 

[Kailani]

hmm... Let's play politicians? You'll be Bill Clinton, I'll be Monica..(except I consider myself much slimmer then her, she has great hair though..)

I haven't actually said that yet, but who ever reading this... please mention it to me when you meet me and we'll play whitehouse together!

 

[Kailani]

Play White House with you? Would we really want that? After all, he stated clearly, he did not have sex with that woman!

That's what we'll tell general public

 

[wooly110]

...After all, he stated clearly, he did not have sex with that woman!

Actually he made a bolder statement saying that he "didn't have any sexual relations with that woman". That pretty well would cover sex, and then some.

Notice he didn't mention any sexual indiscretions with all the other ladies though. lol.

 

[lusciouslin33]

The nicest thing I said to a "visitor' this month was, "Armmph mmrghhh ahhmmph.".
My mouth was full and everyone knows it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
hahaha

 

[jeffham29]

I can barely walk after that <stumble>. Oh, the irony.

 

[massman]

It was the last of those wild crazy sessions I had with this suh-weeeet girl from Uzbekistan I met in Thailand.

Those fucking Uzbek assholes. Their potassium is so inferior.....

 

[the_big_E]

your balls are big

 

[blackdog]

"Do you have a smaller bill? I don't have any change."

 

[PHNINE]

"P....H....Six and half at best."

 

[Bear669]

Why...

Let's go again
............ Thought I had to add that though. My favourite client does not even know he is my favourite.

Not?

 

[torontoman_2007]

He is so BIG (and he's not)

 

[sensualred]

"you fold your money very neatly"

...STILL LAUGHING!!!! I love it!

 

[gordie 269]

That wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be.

 

[ackack]

"What a nice body you have", are you an athlete"?

I must be an athlete too. I hear that as well.

 

[On_the_side]

Two of the numerous SP's I enjoyed in my past both seemed to want an arrangement on the side so they both asked me out!

I went out with one on and off for about three years but she ended up wanting to get married so that totally turned me off the request by the second ... which I now regret! I still think back to her beautiful body after our first session and her request. I'm an idiot!!! LOL

 

[yachtsman]

mine is...

"Others I just tolerate, but you...I like!"

 

[t--bone]

"Would you like to meet for a drink and talk sometime off the clock"?

Of course I accepted........and we've been dating for several months now.