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hyperdog

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There have been many guesses to what Cute-Bald's new demeanor will be like when he returns at his new height. I think there should be some kind of prize granted to the person who predicts the most accurately.
 

sleazure

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The whole tone reminds me of one of those viral *IMPORTANT PLEASE READ* hoax e-mails that are always going around
 

cute-bald

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I think the prize should be granted to ME! :) As I went through it all to change the circumstanses in a real & meaningful way rather than continue life with hope & wishful thinking that somewere out there lurking in the crowds is a fit & pretty women that will find a short guy attractive. P.S. GOT NEWS FOR YOU. People know me as pleasant, smiling & joking around a bit. EXAMPLE: At a skating club I am a member of , I usually bring the music to play. Well 1 day I came in tired, a little quiet & blase. The group coach asked at the session " How is everyone doing?" I said, "Ya, Ok." She was surprised & said" You? Wow, your always the life of the party." Believe it or not I do not go around with my head hung low & a cloud over my head. Nor do I ever complain about ANYTHING. I am a doer. I am now in a position to do something REAL about the situation. I HATE being in a situation in which anything you do really does not effect meaningful change for the better.
 

hyperdog

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I'll be the one to organize the TERB "Welcome home Cute-Bald!" party when you return from Germany at your new studly height. The SP guest of honour will have to practice kneeling higher take care of the BB King.
 

richaceg

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who the fuck needs POF anyways? Online dating is overrated and dangerous.
 

scouser1

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I think the prize should be granted to ME! :) As I went through it all to change the circumstanses in a real & meaningful way rather than continue life with hope & wishful thinking that somewere out there lurking in the crowds is a fit & pretty women that will find a short guy attractive. P.S. GOT NEWS FOR YOU. People know me as pleasant, smiling & joking around a bit. EXAMPLE: At a skating club I am a member of , I usually bring the music to play. Well 1 day I came in tired, a little quiet & blase. The group coach asked at the session " How is everyone doing?" I said, "Ya, Ok." She was surprised & said" You? Wow, your always the life of the party." Believe it or not I do not go around with my head hung low & a cloud over my head. Nor do I ever complain about ANYTHING. I am a doer. I am now in a position to do something REAL about the situation. I HATE being in a situation in which anything you do really does not effect meaningful change for the better.
you call spending a boatload of money on an insane operation "real and meaningful?? well Lisa Simpson sums you up the best.

 

cute-bald

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I did kick up some controvery about the b.b. full BUT do not practise as such. I wanted to be a contrarian since really less than 1 half of 1% of Canadians believed to have H.I.V. sooo vary rare to catch & people have freedom to choose their risks ...... incl. sky diving. I have no delusions at 5'9" of being any stud or expect any wonderous results. ALL that will happen is the doors will stay open with many more women reseptive to getting to know me. I am a keen observer of body language & see when short guys approach women the IMMEDIATE body language of rejection or at the very least non interest. I know with my fabulous smile (all the ladies love of mine), there will be more positive response. I would love to meet you all after, but due to many comments over the past while .... I think some guys harbour jealousy & I may come to bodily harm! As for s.p.'s they care non as long as my money is the right colour, they will always claim I am a stud ..... even if a short stud ( if that is even possible...... kinda like the B.B.W. thing= ridiculous).
 

Ladyraven

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I did kick up some controvery about the b.b. full BUT do not practise as such. I wanted to be a contrarian since really less than 1 half of 1% of Canadians believed to have H.I.V. sooo vary rare to catch & people have freedom to choose their risks ...... incl. sky diving. I have no delusions at 5'9" of being any stud or expect any wonderous results. ALL that will happen is the doors will stay open with many more women reseptive to getting to know me. I am a keen observer of body language & see when short guys approach women the IMMEDIATE body language of rejection or at the very least non interest. I know with my fabulous smile (all the ladies love of mine), there will be more positive response. I would love to meet you all after, but due to many comments over the past while .... I think some guys harbour jealousy & I may come to bodily harm! As for s.p.'s they care non as long as my money is the right colour, they will always claim I am a stud ..... even if a short stud ( if that is even possible...... kinda like the B.B.W. thing= ridiculous).
You are ridiculous..
 

Questor

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P.S. GOT NEWS FOR YOU. People know me as pleasant, smiling & joking around a bit. EXAMPLE: At a skating club I am a member of , I usually bring the music to play. Well 1 day I came in tired, a little quiet & blase. The group coach asked at the session " How is everyone doing?" I said, "Ya, Ok." She was surprised & said" You? Wow, your always the life of the party." Believe it or not I do not go around with my head hung low & a cloud over my head. Nor do I ever complain about ANYTHING.
LOL yea, sure...that's exactly how you seem around here. </sarcasm>
 

amaya777

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wow at the beginning i felt bad and understood cute-bald. Now I think I hate him. people think that all of us short guys are insane just like him.
 

cute-bald

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^^^Belive me buddy. IF you are just now noticing the chill from the women folk..... it was ALWAYS there ( sexually, I mean). Perhaps you just are now waking up to the reality. Thankfully there is L.L. to keep up with this Western standard of sexy man.
 

Terminator2000

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i do suspect that there are a few fake profiles floating around POF. Or make that alot of fake profiles floating around POF.

that would make the dating network twice as toxic as a time waster.

here is one profile i suspect to be fake.


Her profile sounds like it was hastily written by a man who whipped the profile up in less than 60 seconds. If you haven't picked up that rushed business tone yet; it sounds more like an SP ad, than from a girl who genuinely wants to meet her life partner. Hell, her picture even looks fake.

About Me

I am a Very Sweet Girl with a Taste for Adventure.

Looking for a single professional who is always up to something and needs an accomplice.

How to get my attention?

Tell me where your interests lie, and how you see us meeting.

First Date

Real men who plan dates are super hot.
Treat me to a traditional meeting of VQD (Very Quick Drink).

What the fuck is VQD?

p.s. now that i think about it. Maybe it is an SP ad disguised as a girl looking for a life partner on POF
 

Toronto Passions

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I have met several women on POF, all attractive, working, etc.
In 4 years, I have met 2 women there myself. 1 had a drink with me, interigated me, and asked me how much I made and what I did (obviously I always have a family business cover for those questions). Totally sizing me up for a potential mate....it made me uncomfortable. We had a drink and left in our seperate ways. I never spoke to her again. She was sexy however.

The 2nd one in the summer of 2008, I met with her not expecting much. We had some drinks, went to a club, and spent the next 3 days together side by side. She was very sexy I thought. Then she told me a few days later when I went back home alone that she was getting back together with her ex-boyfriend. I felt so used. LMAO.

I never used POF again. But I always assumed the people to be real.
 

Asterix

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^^^Belive me buddy. IF you are just now noticing the chill from the women folk..... it was ALWAYS there ( sexually, I mean). Perhaps you just are now waking up to the reality. Thankfully there is L.L. to keep up with this Western standard of sexy man.
There's your solution, move to Indonesia, average male height just over 5'2". You'd be a stud. If that dosn't work for you, there are plenty of other countries where you could strut your stuff. Just don't move to the Netherlands or the Dinaric Alps and you'll be fine.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_average_height_of_men_worldwide
 

djk

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the hobby needs more capitalism
I will 100% gurantee you that a year from now you will be still here bitching about getting no women, and how women can 'somehow' tell you used to be short. You don't get it, and it's sad. Your issues are psychological and emotional, not physical, and you will always be a sad, bitter (somewhat taller) man because that's who you are at your core. At least you'll be contributing a decent chunk of cash to the German economy
Agreed.
 

cute-bald

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Astrix, that is NOT a solution & FULL of pitfalls. No, I will be by Christmas the height of 5'9". No more SHORT GUY. Ladies will be sizing up a regular height guy ( although athletic & very handsome). Cheers. P.S. behind my back I have heard a few times comments like he would be hot if not so short or he is really good looking, shame he is too short.
 

spraggamuffin

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A friend of mine was on POF and was getting women to fuck like crazy.Some were even trying to organize threesomes which I think he took part in a few. He is Black, 6 feet 4 inches and I suppose has a big cock so that might explain a lot.
 

DavidSam

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I know a guy that uses it also just for the quick bang. And he tells me the girls he meets from it are just as bad as him.
 

realthing69

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A friend of mine was on POF and was getting women to fuck like crazy.Some were even trying to organize threesomes which I think he took part in a few. He is Black, 6 feet 4 inches and I suppose has a big cock so that might explain a lot.
Is your friend "looking for" an "Intimate Encounter" or "Dating/Relationship/Hangout"?????
 
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