The Shake - How Much $$?

[Morgan Ellis]

Since I'm always looking for side projects, I've decided to pimp out The Shake's fine lookin' ass to worthy terbites.

The Shake has lovely thigh high boots, offers MSOGs, and is a fairly decent kisser when his/her mouth is not occupied with a foot.

Canadian Tire Money and Shoppers Drug Mart bonus points are accepted methods of payment.

Question is - how much would you pay for a session of sweet, sweet lovin' with the Shake? I'll even throw in a free ball gag so you don't have to listen to them talkin' too much. Any bad reviews of the Shake will result in their getting a beating with my trusty coat hanger, so rest assured, service will be stellar.

Vote now, and reserve your appointment today!


-- Pimp Daddy Morgan

 

[tompeepin]

Nothing like a school girl with a five o'clock shadow!

 

[Morgan Ellis]

Works for me....


-- Morgan

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I thought that The Shake was Asian Sensation

 

[xarir]

I wanted to vote for "Thrown in Fang and a mechanical pencil and it's a date" but it wasn't an option.

What - you guys have never needed a mechanical pencil during a date before?!

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Buy sheik's bike and you get a free mechanical pencil

 

[The Shake]

Cardinal Fang is not my girlfriend.

 

[johnnyhandsome]

Those Fang's sure are pretty.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

I thought that The Shake was Asian Sensation

Book an appointment and find out.

Bring a mechanical pencil and Sheik's bike, and I'll make sure The Shake swallows.

Brings new meaning to the term 'cums back to Capistrano', doesn't it?

-- Morgan

ps: Cardinal Fang is so Shake's girlfriend.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I thought that The Shake was Asian Sensation

What's wrong with AS kissing my ass? who cares, are you jealous, big deal you should be happy given what i allow that there's someone giving me a freebie, nobody else offers although i don't expect anything and wouldn't necessarily accept. i turned down Angelinamassage's gracious duo offer which was made public. AS is one more reason i continue to believe there's more girls who will see the light on GTAC. she also keeps an eye on the board when i'm not around. I'm not screwing her anymore, we did it a few times and that was it. she can be quick witted but i admit sometimes annoying.

 

[The Shake]

Deleted - cuz Fang is stealing my bit.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I shouldn't have posted that but the damage has been done so for that I apologize.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

Fine, ban me. See if I care. Just turn my PMs back on, OK?


</grovelling>


-- Morgan

ps: That's 'private messages', as opposed to the other kind of PMS, you smart asses.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Honestly people....I've seen me and I have been "with" me. You'd only be in for the biggest disappointment since the Senators playoff run.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

You'd only be in for the biggest disappointment since the Senators playoff run.

Rumor has it there's a porn out there of you and Shake that says other wise...


-- Morgan

 

[eyeofthedragon]

When have the Sen's made a run at the playoffs?

 

[The Shake]

At least T-Bull gives me subway fare. You guys are cold.

 

[RogerRabbit]

At least T-Bull gives me subway fare. You guys are cold.

What else does he give you, is the real question....

 

[luv4lust]

i voted Throw in Cardinal Fang, and it's a date
i see shake tied in a chair with peanutbutter all over his toes a german shepard at his feet with a ball gag in his mouth as fang and i have at it in the bed in front of him when we were done i'd toss him 2.25 to take the ttc home

 

[Morgan Ellis]

a german shepard at his feet with a ball gag in his mouth

What did the poor German Shepherd ever do to deserve a fate like this?


-- Morgan

[size=-4]ps: I can't believe no one offered poor Shake $2 yet... he's gotta be worth at least that much.

Maybe.[/size]