The pointless opinion and bickering thread.

[jbar]

Jbar's Douche-Bag of the year award has now been divided into two categories.

a). This year's Male Douche-Bag of the Year Award goes to....Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. He looks like a poodle, sounds like a dying-goat, and drives around drunk in his Lambo. He steals my women too. Good news, we only have another 20 years or so to still listen to him and his band. Maybe a duet with Yoko Ono will be in the cards. Keep up the bad work Chad!

b). This year's Female Douche-Bag of the Year Award goes to.....it's a tie. With so many synchronized-swimmers running amok, it's hard to pick just one. As a teen I grew-up with 3 of them in my family, and believe me, being forced to spend time around that "scene" by my mom, I clearly understood the meaning of the word pretentious, and the term self-important. And the seats at these events are horrible too...they were all facing the pool!!! Synchronized-swimming: the ultimate in female douche-baggery.

 

[buttercup]

Apples are clearly better than oranges for the following reasons (you moron ):

1. It is easier to buy a bad orange than a bad apple! If an apple is hard and has no blemishes it is almost always sweet, juicy, and delicious! How many times have you bought an orange that was dry and tasteless or where the fucking peel was so thick that there was hardly any orange there?
2. You can eat (and enjoy) an entire apple (peel, steam, core) more easily than an orange (yes, I know you can eat the orange peel but it tastes terrible).
3. You can make delicious deserts like baked apples, apple pie, applie cobbler, etc. with an apple.
4. Apple juice lasts a lot longer that orange juice; which starts taste awful after a short time in the fridge.
5. An apple a day keeps the doctor away! What the hell can an orange do?

You can't make marmalade with apples.
And what would a screwdriver taste like with apple juice?

 

[Brianna.DM]

You've set the wrong example by listing mutiple opinions so I will try to get your thread back on track...

Apples are clearly better than oranges for the following reasons (you moron ):

1. It is easier to buy a bad orange than a bad apple! If an apple is hard and has no blemishes it is almost always sweet, juicy, and delicious! How many times have you bought an orange that was dry and tasteless or where the fucking peel was so thick that there was hardly any orange there?
2. You can eat (and enjoy) an entire apple (peel, steam, core) more easily than an orange (yes, I know you can eat the orange peel but it tastes terrible).
3. You can make delicious deserts like baked apples, apple pie, applie cobbler, etc. with an apple.
4. Apple juice lasts a lot longer that orange juice; which starts taste awful after a short time in the fridge.
5. An apple a day keeps the doctor away! What the hell can an orange do?

LOL this is pretty amazing....

 

[Brianna.DM]

The elaborate debate about apples. Apples! Who creates such an articulate argument about apples?

I say bananas *win*!. Not sure how, but they do. And that my friends...is a very pointless opinion. They taste better in milkshakes ...

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Billy Crystal as the old fart in The Princess Bride,,,,,,,,anyone?

 

[69Shooter]

The elaborate debate about apples. Apples! Who creates such an articulate argument about apples?

I say bananas *win*!. Not sure how, but they do. And that my friends...is a very pointless opinion. They taste better in milkshakes ...

Brianna, sweetheart, thanks for your kind words about my apple post.

And, I have to agree with you that the banana is a fine piece of fruit! The banana is not a messy fruit to eat and can be used to make a variety of very delicious desserts... none better than a creamy banana pudding with vanilla wafers on top! Of course, I would be remiss if I failed to mention the obvious phallic properties the banana possesses.

However, the banana falls short of the apple for the following reasons...

1. The banana has a much shorter kitchen counter life than the apple.
2. Similar to the orange, the banana has a virtually inedbile skin that must be thrown out.
3. If you're not careful when you peel a (ripe) banana you get those annoying stringy things left behind.
4. You can't (in this part of the world) take your kids out of a crisp fall day and pick bananas. In fact, I bet they don't even have "pick your own" banana farms in countries where bananas are actually grown!

 

[Insidious Von]

OH OH I have another one....giggle

ahem British Football (soccer) is far superior to American Football . Buncha grown men running around grabbing each others rear ends? granted those rear ends do look quite yummy in those form fitting tights, but still....
sigh

(again, ducks and runs)

I didn't know football was British?

Rugby is a far superior sport to gridiron football; all that protective equipment looks undignified and unmanly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVqZOFHnlk

 

[69Shooter]

That's because you're an amateur. Oranges are way better than apples.

Oh yeah! Then why aren't there any words in the English language that rhyme with orange?

 

[Oakvillemale]

OH OH I have another one....giggle

ahem British Football (soccer) is far superior to American Football . Buncha grown men running around grabbing each others rear ends? granted those rear ends do look quite yummy in those form fitting tights, but still....
sigh

(again, ducks and runs)

No reason to run since you right. Of course, maybe you run because you want to get caught...

 

[Cypher]

Gotta concurr the apples/oranges debate is irrelevant cos' no one cares who's second or third.
The banana is clearly superior because:

1/ What other fruit gives you sustenance and still remains functional as a boobytrap to safegaurd your doorstep against
unwanted intruders, huh? This is really having ur cake and eating it too.
2/ Just give the genetic modifiers another year or so and it will retain the same aerodynamic qualities as the boomerang.
This will bust up the monopoly the Aussies have had on this tech for centuries! Think of the possibilities.
3/ Drop your grocery bag apples and oranges spill in all directions; bananas are sensibly bunched together.
4/ When you're old you can still eat one while your dentures are soaking in a glass.
5/ Ever hear anyone say ya can't mix bananas and cantelopes? Clearly apples and oranges are anti-social.
6/ They might help soothe headaches. Just a supposition, but everytime my ex complained of a headache,
soon after I'd find a peel or two under the bed - except for the time I found the postman there...
7/ Apples and oranges must make you stupid otherwise this all would have been obvious to ya, ya clueless dimwits!

 

[Cypher]

Oh, and don't try any pitiful counter-argument about there's a reason they call 'em banana-heads.
They only reason that started is 'cos all the other fruits were intimidated by the head banana.
So there.

 

[Noir]

*Applause for cypher with this comment*

5/ Ever hear anyone say ya can't mix bananas and cantaloupes? Clearly apples and oranges are anti-social.

 

[69Shooter]

Oh, and don't try any pitiful counter-argument about there's a reason they call 'em banana-heads.
They only reason that started is 'cos all the other fruits were intimidated by the head banana.
So there.

Cypher, I do like the cut of your jib but, your arguments in favor of the banana seem forced. I would definitely rate the banana over the orange but, the dictionary is not the only place where apples come before bananas!

 

[Cypher]

What? Now you wanna argue A. vs. B? Then the vowel plays the minority card over the consonant?
I'm on to you 69.

 

[Cycleguy007]

+1 for the Banana

Just to add to Cyphers points...

1. Bananas are good for your heart and nerves
2. Bananas are good for your kidneys and bones
3. Bananas can act as mood enhancers or mild sedatives
4. Bananas are good for your blood
5. Bananas are good for kids
6. Bananas are good source of dietary fiber

Not to mention they make a great sex toy if your in a bind! LOL!

 

[Brill]

What's with the French?? Are they fucked up or what??

They call potatoes "pommes de terre" or "apples of the earth", they taste nothing like apples at all!
French toast is "le pain perdu" or "lost bread". Lost bread??? It's right in the frying pan, it isn't lost!!

Gawd they piss me off!!

 

[69Shooter]

What's with the French?? Are they fucked up or what??

Who gives a fuck about the French? They're probably the ones eating all of the orange marmalade and candied orange peels!

 

[nolabel]

Apart from debates about cute animals in need of saving, all animal debates are pointless, most specifically one's about tigers (not so subtle bumpfrakkintigertalkoffairways bump)

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

jane, you ignorant slut!!!!

First off.... William shatner deserves a fucking ocsar! But sing.... Should have realized you idiots would take this topic too fucking far!

Secondly.... Of course the 3 yr olds mom knows he's on here or she wouldn't have written the fucking permission note!! Besides, terb saves her a lot of money keeping jr occupied while she's out doing calls....

Thirdly... Fuck you!

Fourth... The leafs will win the fucking cup. It is painstakingly obvious that the nhl is poorly run league, and i'm surprised it hasn't collapsed. The cfl has a better long term projection... And when those walls come crashing down, the leafs (being the only financially sound team around) will be left standing alone. They will play themselves in annual competitions for the cup, thus, they will have to win.

Fifth.... British soccer is for french pansies!

Sixth.... Actually, i do agree.... Dogs are better pets than cats..... When aren't biting yous ass and eating you slippers!

7th.... Fuck the beatles..... If there weren't so fucking many stoned baby boomers, you'd have never heard of them....

8.... Hulk hogan fucking rules... The greatest porn stash ever grown is right under his big ass steroid injected nose...


I think i've satisfactorily offended just about everyone.... Right before christmas too!

roflmao

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

I didn't know football was British?

Rugby is a far superior sport to gridiron football; all that protective equipment looks undignified and unmanly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkVqZOFHnlk

Ahhhh I did not say that football was British,,,I said that the British football is superior to American,,,,,,I just said it to get a reaction by the way, I really don't know squat about either countries version of football.