The Person With The Last Post In This Thread Wins!

gfelover

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Girls ... party's back on .. seriously .. someone thinks they posted last, they have all gone away so it's only us ...
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^^^^^^^^^^^ and Ariana always seems to ride along with us wherever we go ....^^^^^^^^^^^^^:bump:
 

IM469

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Ahhh look, she riding along alright, and she has a friend for company
I hope I can convince them to ride me ! Think riding a stallion that doesn't shit on the carpet is preferable. ! I even provide an anchor so they can't roll off .... :eyebrows:

Wait a minute ... how did you guys get in here ????





Okay, who forgot to close the thread when they came to this party ?????
 

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I appreciate your good sportsmanship effort in joining me on my last post victory party (there is a rumour that it was the free beer) but I suggest that a little more discretion would have been nice coming to the thread....

a few freeloader party goers seemed to have followed you in ....
 

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Who's brainchild was this crazy party anyway? I see problems.
1. Free beer. 10,001 partiers. How many beer trucks did you order IM?
2. 9995 guys and 5 girls and rgkv's wife. I blame it on the beer.
3. Those girls aren't going to strip with 9995 drunk horny guys behind them. Except rgkv's wife.
Again, blame the beer. Next time, to switch the numbers, lady drinks only!
 

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Who's brainchild was this crazy party anyway? I see problems.
1. Free beer. 10,001 partiers. How many beer trucks did you order IM?
2. 9995 guys and 5 girls and rgkv's wife. I blame it on the beer.
3. Those girls aren't going to strip with 9995 drunk horny guys behind them. Except rgkv's wife.
Again, blame the beer. Next time, to switch the numbers, lady drinks only!
Yes it did kind of get out of control but let me answer your questions and explain ..
'1. Free beer. 10,001 partiers. How many beer trucks did you order IM?'
My plan was no beer trucks. I let the naked girls in for free and the the guys had to bring a 2/4 or one bottle of hard liquior to enter.
I was standing at the door to collect the booze when I looked over my shoulder at the door and saw this ...

I said 'fuck it' and I left the entrance fee on the honour system.
9,995 guys took advantage of the open door without paying - the girls got scared and left ... as for rgkv's wife ..
When word got out that there was 9,995 guys without any girls - she crashed the party wearing nothing but a wireless credit card billing machine. I guess she was going to sell rgkv's watches as I overheard her talking about making time for all the guys there ....
 

rgkv

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Who's brainchild was this crazy party anyway? I see problems.
1. Free beer. 10,001 partiers. How many beer trucks did you order IM?
2. 9995 guys and 5 girls and rgkv's wife. I blame it on the beer.
3. Those girls aren't going to strip with 9995 drunk horny guys behind them. Except rgkv's wife.
Again, blame the beer. Next time, to switch the numbers, lady drinks only!
Problems?? I don't see problems...except your wife Kirby..she wouldn't leave mine alone..I think she's looking for my frigin watch!!! Can she tell time?? She's defiantly makin time. Now where did she put that credit card machine...:D
 

Kirby2006

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Problems?? I don't see problems...except your wife Kirby..she wouldn't leave mine alone..I think she's looking for my frigin watch!!! Can she tell time?? She's defiantly makin time. Now where did she put that credit card machine...:D
Well rgkv, your wife said she didn't like being your cash machine. While you were passed out last night, she hid it and your watch. If you had trouble sitting this morning you'll know where to find them.
My wife invited her over this evening for a duo. They've already started and I'm about to join them.

Meanwhile, you better get IM to bring back the medical team again before things start festering in there.
 

IM469

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Meanwhile, you better get IM to bring back the medical team again before things start festering in there.
As requested ...


You may not want to use them as they have not finished nursing school ..

For example ..


This girl thinks she is taking your pulse ...
 

Kirby2006

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You may not want to use them as they have not finished nursing school ..

For example ..


This girl thinks she is taking your pulse ...
It looks like Chinese medicine focuses on attentive bedside manner.
She may not be following Western norms, but she'll get a pulse!
 

Kirby2006

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Sure the asian start might be okay but who knows how it finishes ???
Didn't you know? This is rgkv's daily morning therapy. He says it feels so damn good when they pull the needles out. Whatever floats your boat, or in this case, pricks your dick.
 

IM469

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I heard that rgkv misheard a message that a female porcupine was hiding one of his watches ....
 

rgkv

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Look I admit it!!!! damn porkies cousin got me started, bear beaver looked so good.. and what a fur burger it was........
 
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