The Person With The Last Post In This Thread Wins!

[rgkv]

Nah, you go ahead and leave ... I got the clean up well underway. !

If your cleaning up after me... Thanksopcorn:

 

[IM469]

If your cleaning up after me... Thanksopcorn:

Bastard !

(rgvk - + 2 points)

 

[Kirby2006]

Bastard !

(rgvk - + 2 points)

Nobody's helping you clean up so make sure you hit the bowl. When you're done go home. You look awful.

I'm giving rgkv 5 points for that zinger. Two is being cheap.

 

[rgkv]

Nobody's helping you clean up so make sure you hit the bowl. When you're done go home. You look awful.

I'm giving rgkv 5 points for that zinger. Two is being cheap.

Hey guys.... just out for a massage but wanted to say thanks....

 

[huckfinn]

Hey guys.... just out for a massage but wanted to say thanks....

I see you don't have your watch!

 

[IM469]

I see you don't have your watch!

Her hand is on it. He is now using his johnson as a sundial. If it disappears up a pussy this time, at least he'll enjoy the loss.

 

[Kirby2006]

Her hand is on it. He is now using his johnson as a sundial. If it disappears up a pussy this time, at least he'll enjoy the loss.

Wouldn't be the first time he lost his timepiece putting it where the sun don't shine.

 

[IM469]

Wouldn't be the first time he lost his timepiece putting it where the sun don't shine.

That's what the pool boy said ... :drum:

 

[Kirby2006]

That's what the pool boy said ... :drum:

Richard Simmons too.

 

[Blue-Spheroid]

Has this become the lost watch thread now?

 

[rgkv]

So if it becomes a search party for the watch... here's what it looks like..

 

[Kirby2006]

I like it. Stylish and elegant. A real classic. Is it Swiss? Befits a man about town like yourself.

 

[IM469]

So if it becomes a search party for the watch... here's what it looks like..

OMG ! Pity the poor girl that accidentally gets that shoved up her pussy. I'm guessing involuntary manslaughter.

 

[rgkv]

OMG ! Pity the poor girl that accidentally gets that shoved up her pussy. I'm guessing involuntary manslaughter.

Actually no... It's a utility clock, comes with a cover and vibrates, the girls love it, I can cover two holes with one hand..

 

[huckfinn]

Actually no... It's a utility clock, comes with a cover and vibrates, the girls love it, I can cover two holes with one hand..

And you can tell them what time it is!

 

[rgkv]

And you can tell them what time it is!

Yup!! and when the bird comes out to Coo Coo.. they go nuts!!! and then I say " Times up "

 

[huckfinn]

and then I say " Times up "

That's not nice!

Can they buy more time?

 

[IM469]

That's not nice!

Can they buy more time?

If they spin counterclockwise they wind the clock up and get more time.

 

[rgkv]

If they spin counterclockwise they wind the clock up and get more time.

How you know that.:doh: YOU KNOW HER!!!!!!! Tell her I want it back.....

 

[IM469]

How you know that.:doh: YOU KNOW HER!!!!!!! Tell her I want it back.....

I'll lend you a flashlight - you look for it. BTW: I lost a right shoe if you come across it.