The Person With The Last Post In This Thread Wins!

huckfinn

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Recall post #1392

This is IM469's answering service - he was upset, gave up and left .... as all of you should. It's over - nothing to see here folks, move along.
All quotes like this one are now by his machine.....

Yes now I know... so the last person on this thread as you read it is me !!! :whoo:

So I'd like to thank my mom and a call out to all those fellow competitors that tried hard but fell a little short ... :apologetic:

:first: As the champion I realise that many of you would like to congratulate and heap praise on my efforts so as champion, I declare the competitive aspect of the thread is over but I have added this remaining portion of the thread to heal praise on me - your incredibly modest winner !

New congratulation Thread is now open below :
And a machine can't win, so we can ignore all posts by IM469 from now on since he has obviously given up and left.
 

Kirby2006

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dirk!!!! From your handle I see that you are at the Introductory level 101 in this thread.
There are no easy A's here. Winning is hard. Be prepared for disappointment. And a lot of sick humour!
 

IM469

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Recall post #1392 "This is IM469's answering service - he was upset, gave up and left .."

And a machine can't win, so we can ignore all posts by IM469 from now on since he has obviously given up and left.
As with anyone's voicemail or answering service - there is a preamble message which isn't there when you return live answers.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury - since the message from the answering service is clearly identified and subsequent messages not only actively responded to posts preceding it but lacked the proven characteristic of announcing itself, obviously the delightful repartee unique to IM469 -was - as we can tell by the font used - the real IM469.



Furthermore - ladies and gentlemen - it should be obvious that if huckfinn was about to falsely disqualify IM469 based on a mistaken premise that his answering service was contributing these colourful posts, then he was acknowledging IM469 as the the winner otherwise why even bring up the answering machine on a false premise ? Huckfinn by the very nature of his post has joined the world wide chorus acknowledging IM469 as the winner.

Ladies and gentlemen - the defence rests !

Gimme that ....... :first:
 

rgkv

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As with anyone's voicemail or answering service - there is a preamble message which isn't there when you return live answers.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury - since the message from the answering service is clearly identified and subsequent messages not only actively responded to posts preceding it but lacked the proven characteristic of announcing itself, obviously the delightful repartee unique to IM469 -was - as we can tell by the font used - the real IM469.



Furthermore - ladies and gentlemen - it should be obvious that if huckfinn was about to falsely disqualify IM469 based on a mistaken premise that his answering service was contributing these colourful posts, then he was acknowledging IM469 as the the winner otherwise why even bring up the answering machine on a false premise ? Huckfinn by the very nature of his post has joined the world wide chorus acknowledging IM469 as the winner.

Ladies and gentlemen - the defence rests !

Gimme that ....... :first:

What the Fuck did he say????:very_drunk:
 

rgkv

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Or the spreading the resulting joy before the entrée.

My handle advocates the joy of a mutual aperitif before the main course.
It's his joy juice.. he's been mixing it with foreign women,, it's starting to get to him:der:
 

IM469

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IM469

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Aww how nice! A family photo. 'Splains a lot. Is that your ma on the right?
Do you read the content ??? - that was the new three man jury of the three individuals posted with it.

My family photo is much better dressed ...



Boy this comment section of the post celebrating my win has a lot of posts !!!

:first: still mine !
 

Kirby2006

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I enlisted my alternative fact check expert to look at your claim to the prize,IM.
Here's what he had to say. Bwahahahahahaha.......bwahahahahahaha........


PS. For God sake man,get some shoes for your kinfolk, at least for the young uns.
 

Kirby2006

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If I git shoes for the wife and young folk, they'd run away. Who'd want to stay ?
That may be true IM. Your wife is barefoot and pregnant. Your young'uns are deprived. Set them free. It's the right thing to do. And before you cause more grief, go get a vasectomy!!!!
 

rgkv

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That may be true IM. Your wife is barefoot and pregnant. Your young'uns are deprived. Set them free. It's the right thing to do. And before you cause more grief, go get a vasectomy!!!!
I think this might help our dear friend too!! We're praying for you IM.. here's some help to understand..

Lobotomy (Greek: λοβός lobos "lobe (of brain)"; τομή tomē "cut, slice") is a neurosurgical procedure, a form of psychosurgery, also known as a leukotomy or leucotomy (from the Greek λευκός leukos "clear, white" and tomē). It consists of cutting or scraping away most of the connections to and from the prefrontal cortex, the anterior part of the frontal lobes of the brain
 
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