Toronto Girlfriends

The Person With The Last Post In This Thread Wins!

Kirby2006

Active member
Jul 17, 2014
1,881
7
38
Sorry, I don't have time for 50 pages, what was the Coles Notes version?
The Coles Notes version? Here ya go.
Each time you post in this thread,you become the winner. Yay! Feels good huh? Sometimes you are a winner for quite a while and sometimes just a brief scintilla of time. Then some (insert favourite swear word or nasty epithet) person comes along and posts behind you. Bummer! Now you're losing and have to post again. Some of us are stubborn old farts who have nothing better to do so you won't be winning much until we die. If you have important things to do in the meantime, I suggest getting them done first. Winning takes time and patience!
And now I'm winning again! Yay! See how it works?
 

VirginJohn

Active member
Dec 1, 2005
532
62
28
I jerked off at some escort images and hope that I do not get a panic attack. When I dealt with a real escort two years ago, the last one made me lose my mind in the sense I could not sleep, eat or drive properly. Probably the issue was I shouldn't have visited three incall locations in the space of 24 hours. The mind may have processed that as being in an orgy of sorts and that would feel too pagan. Nobody has suffered as I have on this board who has visited an escort. If you had a worst experience, after the fact, than this, then the floor is open to you. Share your experience. Are you worried that you may go to hell because of your lifestyle if you are into this?

However, in weighing what happened to me and looking at documented UFO abductions doing experiments on people, I think I prefer this experience to that, so maybe that wasn't so bad after all. But, be careful, if you post any further in this thread, YOU COULD BE NEXT SINCE YOU'VE READ THESE WORDS. This is a chain post. It's meant to be the last post. The curse stops here.
 

hyperdog

Banned
Aug 13, 2007
1,055
3
0
Ok, Blue-Spheroid has proven over the years that he is the true winner in this game. So let's call it quits now and let him enjoy his laurels.
 
Ashley Madison
Toronto Escorts