The Olympian "To Do" List 2016

[dbiz2]

With the Olympics scheduled to close on August 21st, if I were lucky enough to have been selected (was a college rower---but not even close to any consideration), and my event was over, I would grab a handful of the provided condoms, and start striking off my "to do" list of potential hook ups. While not a totally inclusive list, the following females athletes would no doubt be under consideration:

Michelle Jenneke, Australian hurdler

Ellen Hoog, Dutch field hockey

Jaqueline Carvalho, Brazilian indoor volleyball

Shelina Zadorsky, Canadian soccer

Amber Hill, Great Britain skeet shooter

Bryony Shaw, Great Britain, windsurfer

Of course, this list is subject to change...based on how many condoms were made available :eyebrows:

Feel free to add your favorites...

 

[nondescriptive]

Alex Morgan, Melissa Bishop....

 

[mrcheeks]

Brianne Theisen-Eaton

 

[shrek71]

Alex Morgan, Melissa Bishop....

Brianne Theisen-Eaton

Useless without pics!!!

 

[Twister]

Bishop is very cute facially body not so great.

http://www.windsorstar.com/sports/2012-summer-games/story.html?id=6967627

http://ottawacitizen.com/sports/loc...hop-races-to-world-silver-medal-in-womens-800

 

[Funny321]

I would have a threesome with the Williams sisters, film it and then blackmail them with it.

 

[thailover]

williams "sisters"--you like men?
they might have a bigger package and balls than you Funny

 

[Funny321]

williams "sisters"--you like men?
they might have a bigger package and balls than you Funny

Worth it. I would end up blackmailing them for enough $$$.

 

[onceaday]

@dbiz2 great post, thanks!

 

[lomotil]

williams "sisters"--you like men?
they might have a bigger package and balls than you Funny

Serena Williams scares men with inadequate apparatus to do the job and excites some others that are up to the task. It is Darwinism perhaps.

 

[Conil]

williams "sisters"--you like men?
they might have a bigger package and balls than you Funny

Yeah really, I wouldn't touch them, especially Serena, her clit must be the size of a dick.

 

[Conil]

In Iranian TV all those athletes wearing bikinis are censured. It really looks ridiculous. I wouldn't watch it.

 

[tribunus]

I've been watching quite a bit of woman's volleyball (not beach) and all the teams (Brazil, Netherlands, USA, China, Russia) have some incredibly hot ladies. I'm generally not a big fan of Asian chicks but there are some seriously tall and sexy yet somewhat awkward looking girls on the Chinese team.

 

[wazup]

WinniFer Fernandez, Google or youtube her.

 

[FAST]

In Iranian TV all those athletes wearing bikinis are censured. It really looks ridiculous. I wouldn't watch it.

That's what happens when religion is allowed to influence the law of the land.

We need to keep religion COMPLETELY out of our governments decision making.

FAST

 

[lomotil]

Yeah really, I wouldn't touch them, especially Serena, her clit must be the size of a dick.

Maybe the size of your dick.....lol

 

[Conil]

Maybe the size of your dick.....lol

LOL lawyer guys that like to be dominate dream of types like Serena lowering their sweaty crotch on their face. Yuk !

 

[Conil]

That's what happens when religion is allowed to influence the law of the land.

We need to keep religion COMPLETELY out of our governments decision making.

FAST

I know, its terrible. Persians at one point were able to get satellites dishes and watch everything, but the Islamofascist regime took them down , one by one. I'm grateful I live here.

 

[dbiz2]

@dbiz2 great post, thanks!

Your welcome!

Peace.

 

[dbiz2]

Oops! Forgot to add Alex Morgan, USA soccer (or should I say football)