It's good to be a guy....most of the time.BMW325 said:
BTW, you don't trim or shave down there and you expect her to go down under?
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BTW, you don't trim or shave down there and you expect her to go down under?
Now thats a Player
Two couples were playing cards one evening. Dave accidently dropped some cards on the floor. When he bend down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Mike's wife's legs were spread and wasn't wearing any underwear!
Shocked by this, Dave upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Dave went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Mike's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, Dave courageously admitted that, well, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial situation as well as the moral costs of this offer, Dave indicates that he is indeed interested.
She tells him that since her husband, Mike, works Friday afternoons Dave doesn't, that Dave should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Dave showed up at Mike's house for the planned time at 2pm sharp and after paying her the agreed upon $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Mike's wife had promised.
Afterwards, Dave quickly dressed and left. As usual, Mike came home from work at 6pm and upon entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did Dave come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat, Mike's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".
Mike with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Dave came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
NOW THATS A PLAYER! ! !
Two couples were playing cards one evening. Dave accidently dropped some cards on the floor. When he bend down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Mike's wife's legs were spread and wasn't wearing any underwear!
Shocked by this, Dave upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Dave went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Mike's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, Dave courageously admitted that, well, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial situation as well as the moral costs of this offer, Dave indicates that he is indeed interested.
She tells him that since her husband, Mike, works Friday afternoons Dave doesn't, that Dave should be at her house around 2pm Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Dave showed up at Mike's house for the planned time at 2pm sharp and after paying her the agreed upon $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Mike's wife had promised.
Afterwards, Dave quickly dressed and left. As usual, Mike came home from work at 6pm and upon entering the house, asks his wife abruptly, "Did Dave come by the house this afternoon?"
With a lump in her throat, Mike's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".
Mike with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Dave came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
NOW THATS A PLAYER! ! !
There's Trouble Brewing, Guys
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several Months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn in to women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed five pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several Months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn in to women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed five pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Telephone conversation goes; "Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Bob. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Bob's house in great
numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Bob's house. "Hey, Bob. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday"
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Bob. He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Bob's house in great
numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Bob and leave.
The phone rings at Bob's house. "Hey, Bob. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday"
wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and
Fishing
7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected. I
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall
doesn't
work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is
just a Utilities and entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not
allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I
recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I
suggest nstalling the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C: \ APOLOGIZE.
Because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0,
Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the
only way o improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and
Fishing
7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever
selected. I
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall
doesn't
work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is
just a Utilities and entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not
allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I
recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I
suggest nstalling the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C: \ APOLOGIZE.
Because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0,
Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the
only way o improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt
3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
priest joke
so this novice priest, straight out of the boonies, draws his first parish assignment- right in the middle of an inner city ghetto.
The first day things are kinda slow and he decides to take a tour of the neighborhood. But everywhere he goes, scantily clad women approach him and say; "hey Father, blowjob, five dollars". He hears one woman say it, then literally dozens more.
Well, he's from the boonies, and he's so naive, he doesn't even know what a blowjob is. So he decides to visit the Mother Superior; figuring that she's worked in the neighborhood so long she'll know what this means.
He gets back to the parish property, heads straight for the convent, and seeks out the Mother Superior.
"Mother Superior", he says, "what's a blowjob?"
She replies; "Five bucks, same as on the street"
so this novice priest, straight out of the boonies, draws his first parish assignment- right in the middle of an inner city ghetto.
The first day things are kinda slow and he decides to take a tour of the neighborhood. But everywhere he goes, scantily clad women approach him and say; "hey Father, blowjob, five dollars". He hears one woman say it, then literally dozens more.
Well, he's from the boonies, and he's so naive, he doesn't even know what a blowjob is. So he decides to visit the Mother Superior; figuring that she's worked in the neighborhood so long she'll know what this means.
He gets back to the parish property, heads straight for the convent, and seeks out the Mother Superior.
"Mother Superior", he says, "what's a blowjob?"
She replies; "Five bucks, same as on the street"
A woman was doing her taxes a few months ago with H&R. The accountant asked her what she did for a living. "I'm a prostitute", she said very plainly. The accountant was obviously taken aback and said, "I'm sorry, I can't write that down on the form, let's try to think of a better term." The woman replies, "Ok, how about service provider?" "That's still unacceptable." the accountant retorted. The woman, growing frustrated, said "Look, just put down that I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant says, "Chicken farmer? How is that related to being a prostitute?" She replies, "Well, I raised over 500 cocks last year."
R
remyxxx
Never lie to a female
Never lie to a female
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> >>
> >> There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little
> >>girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
> >>reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have under the
> >>newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked
> >>away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital
in
> >>tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I
> >>don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a
> >>question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The
> >>police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did
> >>you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To
him?
> >>Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its
> >>neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
> >>
> >>
> >> Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female.
Never lie to a female
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>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little
> >>girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
> >>reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "what do you have under the
> >>newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked
> >>away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital
in
> >>tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I
> >>don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a
> >>question, I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The
> >>police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did
> >>you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To
him?
> >>Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its
> >>neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
> >>
> >>
> >> Moral of the story....................Never lie to a female.
R
remyxxx
Penis Requests a Raise
Penis Requests a Raise
>
>I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
>I do physical labor
>I work at great depths
>I plunge head first into everything I do
>I do not get weekends off or public holidays
>I don't get paid overtime
>I work in a damp environment
>I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
>I work in high temperatures
>My work exposes me to contagious diseases
>
>
>Dear Penis,
>
>After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
>raised,
>the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
>
>You do not work 8 hours straight
>You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
>You do not always follow the orders of the management team
>You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
>You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
>order
>to start working
>You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
>You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
>correct protective clothing
>You'll retire well before reaching 65
>You're unable to work double shifts
>You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the
>day's
>work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
>leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
>
>Sincerely,
>The Management
Penis Requests a Raise
>
>I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
>I do physical labor
>I work at great depths
>I plunge head first into everything I do
>I do not get weekends off or public holidays
>I don't get paid overtime
>I work in a damp environment
>I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
>I work in high temperatures
>My work exposes me to contagious diseases
>
>
>Dear Penis,
>
>After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
>raised,
>the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
>
>You do not work 8 hours straight
>You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
>You do not always follow the orders of the management team
>You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
>You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
>order
>to start working
>You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
>You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
>correct protective clothing
>You'll retire well before reaching 65
>You're unable to work double shifts
>You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the
>day's
>work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
>leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
>
>Sincerely,
>The Management
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercising. When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and a Jacuzzi.
As they looked around, the old man asked St. Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next, they went out in the back yard to survey the championship-style golf course that the home was located. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week, the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.
The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
St. Peter replied, "This is Heaven, you play for free."
Next, they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the World laid out.
" How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it is free!" St. Peter replied, with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part - you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
With that, the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and screaming wildly. St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault! If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"
As they looked around, the old man asked St. Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next, they went out in the back yard to survey the championship-style golf course that the home was located. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week, the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.
The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
St. Peter replied, "This is Heaven, you play for free."
Next, they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine's of the World laid out.
" How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it is free!" St. Peter replied, with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part - you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
With that, the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and screaming wildly. St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault! If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"
A three year old little boy was examining his
testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet".
testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet".
A couple were going out for the evening.
They were got ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots
backin thehouse.
They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty
explains to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab."Sorry I took so long" he says.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her
witha coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching
and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the cab was deafening.
They were got ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots
backin thehouse.
They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty
explains to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab."Sorry I took so long" he says.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her
witha coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching
and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!She better not shit in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the cab was deafening.
That second one reminded me of the ever popular...
Q. How do you cure a nymphomaniac?
A. Marry her.
Q. How do you cure a nymphomaniac?
A. Marry her.
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette,red head, and a blonde)they were all pregnant.
The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I concieved so i will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I concieved so i will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
A guy says to a girl at the bar, "I'm a car salesman, and if I don't sell some cars, I'm gonna lose my ass."
The girl says, "I'm an escort, and if I don't sell some ass, I'm gonna lose my car."
The girl says, "I'm an escort, and if I don't sell some ass, I'm gonna lose my car."
Hope this hasn't been told before, but I haven't read the entire thread.
A guy is in Vegas for the first time, and does quite well at the tables the first evening. Walking home he sees a nice looking hooker at the corner.
"How much" he says.
"$200 for a handjob."
"Boy that's expensive."
However, he is on vacation and has a chunk of change in his pocket, so decides to go for it. They go up to his room, and he gets the best handjob ever. Worth every penny, he thinks.
The next night, after another successful run, he gets the hooker to come to his room again.
"What about a blowjob."
"$1000."
"Whoa! A grand for a bj?!?"
The hooker goes to the window, and says:
"You see the casino down the street? And the one further down to the left? I own both, bought from the proceeds of the best bjs money can buy."
The guy thinks a bit, and again decides to go for it. By far the very best blowjob of his life. Worth every cent.
His last night in Vegas, he really cleans up at the tables. Back to his room with the hooker once more.
"Now", he says, "how much for pussy?"
The hooker goes to the window, and says:
"Isn't Las Vegas pretty at night?"
"Don't tell me", he says, "that you own all of Vegas?!?"
"No", says the hooker, "but I would if I had a pussy!"
A guy is in Vegas for the first time, and does quite well at the tables the first evening. Walking home he sees a nice looking hooker at the corner.
"How much" he says.
"$200 for a handjob."
"Boy that's expensive."
However, he is on vacation and has a chunk of change in his pocket, so decides to go for it. They go up to his room, and he gets the best handjob ever. Worth every penny, he thinks.
The next night, after another successful run, he gets the hooker to come to his room again.
"What about a blowjob."
"$1000."
"Whoa! A grand for a bj?!?"
The hooker goes to the window, and says:
"You see the casino down the street? And the one further down to the left? I own both, bought from the proceeds of the best bjs money can buy."
The guy thinks a bit, and again decides to go for it. By far the very best blowjob of his life. Worth every cent.
His last night in Vegas, he really cleans up at the tables. Back to his room with the hooker once more.
"Now", he says, "how much for pussy?"
The hooker goes to the window, and says:
"Isn't Las Vegas pretty at night?"
"Don't tell me", he says, "that you own all of Vegas?!?"
"No", says the hooker, "but I would if I had a pussy!"
There's this inflatable boy, see, and he goes to this inflatable school and, while there, finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him.
The inflatable boy pulls out a pin and punctures the inflatable headmaster before running out of the inflatbale school gates. Just as he gets past the gates, he thinks again, "I hate school", and once more pulls out his pin and pokes it into the inflatable school. He then runs as fast as his inflatable legs allow, all the way home and races into his inflatable bedroom.
A couple of hours later, his inflatable mother is knocking at his bedroom door and with her are the inflatable Police. Panicking, our inflatable boy yet again pulls out the pin and jabs it into himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and, in the bed next to him, he sees the inflatable headmaster.
(This does get worse, you know...)
Shaking his deflated head - more in sorrow than in anger - the Headmaster gravely intones:
"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down."
The inflatable boy pulls out a pin and punctures the inflatable headmaster before running out of the inflatbale school gates. Just as he gets past the gates, he thinks again, "I hate school", and once more pulls out his pin and pokes it into the inflatable school. He then runs as fast as his inflatable legs allow, all the way home and races into his inflatable bedroom.
A couple of hours later, his inflatable mother is knocking at his bedroom door and with her are the inflatable Police. Panicking, our inflatable boy yet again pulls out the pin and jabs it into himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and, in the bed next to him, he sees the inflatable headmaster.
(This does get worse, you know...)
Shaking his deflated head - more in sorrow than in anger - the Headmaster gravely intones:
"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down."
