The next Penny

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So it's settled, a lot of us hornile dudes wanna eat Kaley Cuoco's ass.

But who's the next Penny? I thought it was Margot Robbie but she blew her shiite up with Birds of Prey. Samara Weaving could fit the bill but she's too much of a tomboy. Jodie Comer, she's too out there.

So who's the next Penny: angelic face, killer body? How about Rachel Keller?

 
I watched the first episode of Legion, interesting show with touches of Cronenberg in his prime, but not bingeable. Ms. Keller has the look.

Will there be birdie num nums on her ass?

 
wut happened to dat baldwin thread. finding a rare penny is hard indeed

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What's wrong with Margot Robbie? Has she become un-hot somehow?
 
The lunatic is on the grass...

This being an FX show, not HBO, there was no gratuitous butt shot during Syd Barrett's shower scene.

 
What's wrong with Margot Robbie? Has she become un-hot somehow?

Margot Robbie is gorgeous. She was the executive producer of Birds of Prey, when you assume that role the success or failure of a project falls squarely on your shoulders, she went militant feminist. Every man in that film was butchered in some heinous way - she may have turned herself into box-office poison. Get woke, go broke. Even with a captive audience from quarantine, they couldn't give Birds of Prey away - it got smashed by Ready or Not.

On to happier times.

 
Imho Margot Robbie, Samara Weaving and Rachel Keller are all birdy num nums.

Ready or Not grossed $ 62 million on a $6 million budget. Birds of Prey cost $84 million to make and crashed like a Lead Zeppelin.

Margot Robbie had her pick of roles, now she'll have to compete for them.

 
Birds of Prey made $200 million. It did fine, but didn't break out. I enjoyed it a lot, it was really fun.

How does any of this affect Robbie's hotness?
 
I checked out the numbers on Box Office Mojo, Birds of Prey made $188 million in it's global run. It dropped off fast, not reaching the numbers pulled in by Wonder Woman at $815 million. There was also no demand for it on VOD, losing out to Ready or Not by over $7 million. The Canadian film was released in Aug 2019, Birds of Prey Feb 2020.

It doesn't affect Ms Robbie's hotness but she may have been too young to assume executive producer responsibilities, too much pressure. Suicide Squad was crap, she saved the film, and so was Aquaman.
 
After watching E5 of S1 of Legion, Rachel Keller is the new Penny.

Penny made some bad choices in choosing mates. Jim Parsons is her true soul mate - too bad he's gay.

The nerds eat hash cookies.

 

She looked veeeeery sweet
 
She looked veeeeery sweet

Kaley Cuoco and Rachel Keller were barely into their 20's when they starred in Big Bang and Fargo. Has Penny ever shown her ass?

Noah Hawley is the creator of both Fargo and Legion - Fox/Disney must be paying him big $$$$$$$$$$ to keep him away from Netflix.

 
S4 of Fargo was supposed to start airing on Apr 19 but I've had no notice of it. Starring Chris Rock and Jessie Buckley (Taboo, Chernobyl)

 
Adrianne Palicki on The Orville.

Adrienne Palicki is beautiful but not in the same class as Penny or Syd. I watched three episodes of The Orville and lost interest, Seth MacFarlane is a non-musical Bryan Adams. There's nothing original about him, I still don't get why Family Guy is so popular?

Kaley's friendship with The Great Shat has proved fruitful, she picked up shares in Priceline. She has a film coming out called The Man from Toronto, with Woody Harrelson and Kevin Hart. Woody premiered a play he wrote in our theater district, he's probably insisted that the title remain as is.

Bend the knee folks.