The new kind of french kissing

[rexscott]

So this is only based off a couple experiences this year, but maybe other clients can add to the sampling....

There were two times I paid extra (happily) for french kissing. I find it rare to find randomly and was happy for the stated opportunity.

Now, I would define french kissing as the two tongues caressing each other. No tongue has to go fully into the other person's mouth, and no tongue has to be accessed for more than say half its length.

But what I experienced was vritually no tongue at all. Just the occasional barest touching of the tongue tips, with her tongue being firmly held back from more than that.

What I got instead was more an "open mouth kissing" - where the extra paid opened her mouth and there was greater ability to smoosh the lips together. But not what I would at all consider, "french kissing."

Has anyone else encountered this, or is it just me?

 

[TigerFlex5]

So this is only based off a couple experiences this year, but maybe other clients can add to the sampling....

There were two times I paid extra (happily) for french kissing. I find it rare to find randomly and was happy for the stated opportunity.

Now, I would define french kissing as the two tongues caressing each other. No tongue has to go fully into the other person's mouth, and no tongue has to be accessed for more than say half its length.

But what I experienced was vritually no tongue at all. Just the occasional barest touching of the tongue tips, with her tongue being firmly held back from more than that.

What I got instead was more an "open mouth kissing" - where the extra paid opened her mouth and there was greater ability to smoosh the lips together. But not what I would at all consider, "french kissing."

Has anyone else encountered this, or is it just me?

Well, that's a kiss... not a french kiss!

There are still girls who will give you a DFK, you just need to find them.

 

[rexscott]

Well, that's a kiss... not a french kiss!

There are still girls who will give you a DFK, you just need to find them.

Agree!

Anyone who knows a nice DFKer working at Alpha, pls let me know.

 

[TigerFlex5]

Agree!

Anyone who knows a nice DFKer working at Alpha, pls let me know.

Ohhhh, at Alpha...
There's a few. You just need to open your wallet, they'll do it.

 

[Alison_xox]

I feel a kiss would be ymmv.
A kiss is something more intimate. According to my own experience, the kiss depends of the connection I have with the gentleman.
It also depends A LOT on the hygiene aspect.
I won’t kiss bucktooth stinky hillbilly that brushed his teeth a few years ago.
If you wish to get a good service, scrub your bum , scrum your harm pits , brush your teeth , use deodorant, listerine & floss …

Not saying it’s the case with anyone here.
Just saying because it’s a very pertinent factor to the mileage.

Kisses
Ali

 

[JuanGoodman]

I prefer Australian kissing

 

[William St]

I feel a kiss would be ymmv.
A kiss is something more intimate. According to my own experience, the kiss depends of the connection I have with the gentleman.
It also depends A LOT on the hygiene aspect.
I won’t kiss bucktooth stinky hillbilly that brushed his teeth a few years ago.
If you wish to get a good service, scrub your bum , scrum your harm pits , brush your teeth , use deodorant, listerine & floss …

Not saying it’s the case with anyone here.
Just saying because it’s a very pertinent factor to the mileage.

Kisses
Ali

I get your point, but "hillbilly" is a pejorative term for a person from Appalachia, and they're not necessarily buck-toothed and stinky. My own family has similar roots, so I'm a little sensitive about the use of such terms. It's like using the n-word to describe a black person.

 

[randomott]

I get your point, but "hillbilly" is a pejorative term for a person from Appalachia, and they're not necessarily buck-toothed and stinky. My own family has similar roots, so I'm a little sensitive about the use of such terms. It's like using the n-word to describe a black person.

If it's as bad as using the n-word then shouldn't you call it the h-word? Or is it like the n-word where, since you're a hillbilly, you can say it but others can't?

 

[William St]

If it's as bad as using the n-word then shouldn't you call it the h-word? Or is it like the n-word where, since you're a hillbilly, you can say it but others can't?

That's true. Appalachian people will sometimes use "hillbilly" among themselves, but don't appreciate it from outsiders. Also, Appalachia includes parts of our Atlantic provonces and Newfoundland, so it applies equally here in Canada.

 

[Slobus]

Are we supposed to be 'outraged' by the word "hillbilly" these days? I missed the memo.

I spent a couple of decades out east, hillbilly is not a thing... I'd posit that "redneck" is more prevalent. A lot of fisherfolk out there; a lot.

I suppose you could use the term "Goler", but they ain't got no insects 'round there lol

We all should take a collective breath and relax when we hear someone use an 'inappropriate' term... words are not dangerous. Clutch your pearls on your own time.

 

[MikeO]

I really miss watching the 'Beverly Appalachians'. I was especially fond of Ellie May as I entered puberty. However, the producers did not cross the line and suggest 'kissing cousins'.

Only on Terb does a thread about DFK get derailed into political correctness. Is a Newfoundlander now no longer a 'Newfie'?

 

[rexscott]

There are still girls who will give you a DFK, you just need to find them.

Thats the worry. They say they offer DFK for a charge, I pay, and then the kissing is not DFK at all....

 

[Nesbot]

I get your point, but "hillbilly" is a pejorative term for a person from Appalachia, and they're not necessarily buck-toothed and stinky. My own family has similar roots, so I'm a little sensitive about the use of such terms. It's like using the n-word to describe a black person.

The f it is. One is objectively worse than the other.

 

[Massageguy00]

To steal a bit from the comedian John Mullaney: we’re typing out the word ‘hillybilly’, but typing ‘n-word’…if you can’t even type one of the words, they’re not the same. (Part of his comedy routine about the the word ‘midget’).

The f it is. One is objectively worse than the other.

 

[Capital Amatuer]

I feel a kiss would be ymmv.
A kiss is something more intimate. According to my own experience, the kiss depends of the connection I have with the gentleman.
It also depends A LOT on the hygiene aspect.
I won’t kiss bucktooth stinky hillbilly that brushed his teeth a few years ago.
If you wish to get a good service, scrub your bum , scrum your harm pits , brush your teeth , use deodorant, listerine & floss …

Not saying it’s the case with anyone here.
Just saying because it’s a very pertinent factor to the mileage.

Kisses
Ali

All good points Alison., I get what you're saying. I do wish to point out flossing can cause your gums to bled and you should floss this well in advance of your appointment and freshen up with some mouth wash. Halitosis is hard to mask, especially if your teeth are rotting.

 

[TigerFlex5]

Thats the worry. They say they offer DFK for a charge, I pay, and then the kissing is not DFK at all....

Yeah, but that's the problem. I rather never pay for a kiss, this need to be natural.

 

[Pinkpanther80]

I get your point, but "hillbilly" is a pejorative term for a person from Appalachia, and they're not necessarily buck-toothed and stinky. My own family has similar roots, so I'm a little sensitive about the use of such terms. It's like using the n-word to describe a black person.

Oh piss off….

 

[William St]

Are we supposed to be 'outraged' by the word "hillbilly" these days? I missed the memo.

I spent a couple of decades out east, hillbilly is not a thing... I'd posit that "redneck" is more prevalent. A lot of fisherfolk out there; a lot.

I suppose you could use the term "Goler", but they ain't got no insects 'round there lol

We all should take a collective breath and relax when we hear someone use an 'inappropriate' term... words are not dangerous. Clutch your pearls on your own time.

"Hillbilly" is more of an American term and more specific to mountain people. "Redneck", however, is more pervasive and heard on both sides of the border. It's often an identity celebrated, with pride: e.g. the well known country tune "I'm a redneck woman, I ain't no high-class broad..."

 

[William St]

Ohhhh, at Alpha...
There's a few. You just need to open your wallet, they'll do it.

Zoe is great. Rosalind is good as well

 

[Tango Urilla]

Jennifer was the GOAT for DFK at Alpha but she has since disappeared from the roster.