the married thread

[LKD]

sexless marriage, boring marriage, find my wife's g-spot thread, my wife's not giving me bbbjcim each morning thread, etc etc

what's up with all this married life threads? a revolt in the making?

 

[Cycleguy007]

REVOLTING is more accurate I think....

 

[hairyfucker]

just a bunch of single guys trying to propagate a myth.

 

[genintoronto]

Meanwhile, what I'm thinking is: I need a wife. The kind that cooks, cleans, and gives blowjobs (well, the female version of blowjobs).

 

[skypilot]

I prefer married MPA's, SP's and strippers. As long as they are married to someone else that is. I find it an extra turn on if I know a married lady is taking care of my needs.
Plus its also extra security knowing that they will not fall in love and run off with me right away.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Meanwhile, what I'm thinking is: I need a wife. The kind that cooks, cleans, and gives blowjobs (well, the female version of blowjobs).

How about a manservant... (I know I'll probably regret this tomorrow...)

I cook, I clean and I'll DATY till you can't take no more!!

 

[genintoronto]

How about a manservant... (I know I'll probably regret this tomorrow...)

I cook, I clean and I'll DATY till you can't take no more!!

How big are your tits?

 

[Cycleguy007]

How big are your tits?

Sorry gen... I guess that puts me out of the running...

No "man boobs" on cycleguy... I just have well defined pecs.

Don't know if he cooks or cleans, but I hear the sheik has wonderful breasts... and I'll hazard a guess that he would have a problem with the DATY part either!

 

[freedom3]

it's true

just a bunch of single guys trying to propagate a myth.

I would wonder about that myself but my finance stopped CIM immediately after we got engaged. Needless to say, I told her a few months later that we wouldn't be getting married afterall.

 

[Cycleguy007]

I would wonder about that myself but my finance stopped CIM immediately after we got engaged. Needless to say, I told her a few months later that we wouldn't be getting married afterall.

Maybe you should have eaten more pineapple!

 

[snowleopard]

Man Boobs?

Sorry gen... I guess that puts me out of the running...

No "man boobs" on cycleguy... I just have well defined pecs.

Don't know if he cooks or cleans, but I hear the sheik has wonderful breasts... and I'll hazard a guess that he would have a problem with the DATY part either!

Do you think Gen would be happy with 'man maids'?

 

[onthebottom]

Meanwhile, what I'm thinking is: I need a wife. The kind that cooks, cleans, and gives blowjobs (well, the female version of blowjobs).

A wife is the most expensive way to do anything...

OTB

 

[enduser1]

Meanwhile, what I'm thinking is: I need a wife. The kind that cooks, cleans, and gives blowjobs (well, the female version of blowjobs).

Hey I'm married and I need one of those. In future I predict group relationships. Three people work one plays Den mother to the kids and One plays sex provider, One plays Dad the other just works.
EU

 

[Hangman]

Do you think Gen would be happy with 'man maids'?

Probably not - she's not a gay dude.