The Importance of Blowjobs

james t kirk

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Until recently, most of my GF's have been pretty good cock suckers.

I have met some outstanding cock suckers over the years in fact.

However, my last GF with whom I broke up with in March was a TERRIBLE cock sucker. Couldn't give oral to save her life. She tried a couple of times, but it was all teeth and no ability, and I made her stop after 10 or 20 seconds. She did love to fuck however, and could fuck the hell out of me till the point where I was ruined for at least the next day. Seriously. She could fuck for hours to the point of having a nervous breakdown.

But despite her fucking abilities, I longed for a nice BBBJ CIM.

There is nothing better than being so dead ass tired you can barely stand up and having your woman suck your cock till you just about feel your head caving in. The room spins and you fall asleep within 5 seconds of coming and she's just happy to have made you come.

Sigh....
 

Svend

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sweetsasha said:
Svend so what if she is a great cook and can suck a mean cock......?
Get in line, Sasha!
I've already had a PM from a gal who wants to cook me a nice meal, suck my cock, then bathe my feet afterwards.
 

trichome

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glaeken said:
That could be trichome's problem...maybe his cock isn't mean enough.
Read the thread again. Your comprehension is poor. I'm trying to talk someone else OUT of it.
 

glaeken

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trichome said:
Read the thread again. Your comprehension is poor. I'm trying to talk someone else OUT of it.
Sorry about that. The original story got lost on me by the time I got down here.

I was actually trying to make a joke so I guess you must be the "mean cock" I was referring to.
 

TheIronLady

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trichome marriage is give and take and if she somehow thinks giving a Blow job to the most important person in her life is degrading or beneath her. He should be re-thinking what he is getting into.

If oral is important to him then he should make it clear to her. IF he goes through with the wedding, may I suggest as a present you better buy him a hobbying cell phone with his favorite SP on speed-dial.
 

trichome

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There's a happy ending to this thread. He is now getting his whistle blown. I guess she swallowed her pride. Hooray!
 

Svend

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Atta girl! :p
I hope he gives her a lot of praise and encouragement, anyone with a pet knows that lessons can be unlearned easily if he doesn't keep the training up.


[runs and ducks for cover]
 

LancsLad

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trichome said:
There's a happy ending to this thread. He is now getting his whistle blown. I guess she swallowed her pride. Hooray!


Its not her pride she swallowed.:)
 

MarkII

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I have long loved the ability to pleasure a woman while not engaging in sex. Yepper..the DATY! And, I have have had few complaints over the years...complaiints were most often often..why did you stop!...well it's been 80 minutes and while yer havin fun..I have lockjaw! Enjoy at will but fer christ sakes don't keep holding off! We tire easily!

Something men should learn too...don't keep holding off to show you are the Master..when you need to let go...just do it! And for both men and women..praise your partner. They did a good job!

Most of all..laff..sex is more fun when it has laughtrer involved. Every sexual expierience has moments that are funny. Take advantage of that and laff...it makes you closer.
 

newbler

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MarkII said:
and while yer havin fun..I have lockjaw!
on several occasions, i've had a really sore tounge the next morning, lol
 

MarkII

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Svend said:
Get in line, Sasha!
I've already had a PM from a gal who wants to cook me a nice meal, suck my cock, then bathe my feet afterwards.
Congrtatulations...but her name was Bob.
 

Master Muse

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Never knew a woman who didn't

This post is amazing. I'm old; probably the oldest poster on Terb. I've "known" hundreds of women, plus SPs; had 5 wives and 4 divorces. I've never known a woman who wouldn't readily and without pressure give me head; never. And I grew up a long, long time ago, in the uptight USA. Can't be that lucky; surely can't be that good or handsome or rich.

Something simpy doesn't square here. And I'm not much of a pussy eater either.

Where have I gone right? Or ????
 
MarkII said:
I have long loved the ability to pleasure a woman while not engaging in sex. Yepper..the DATY! And, I have have had few complaints over the years...complaiints were most often often..why did you stop!...well it's been 80 minutes and while yer havin fun..I have lockjaw! Enjoy at will but fer christ sakes don't keep holding off!
Ah yes, it's been so long almost forgot the good old lockjaw...:p

IMO, BJs are over-rated...
 

21pro

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trichome said:
He recently confided in me that she finds oral sex distasteful,
distasteful? maybe taste is the issue, then.
goodtime said:
IMO, BJs are over-rated...
except when it comes unexpectedly and without asking for it!
 

luv4lust

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goodtime said:
I guess, if you know she doesn't enjoy it but put in the effort.

Her looks when she's out-of-control during the point of no return. While she's at your mercy wanting more or stop (in a good way) from the uncontrollable multi-O. It's still better giving than receiving. Perhaps I haven't met a good giver?
i'm a great giver looking for a good time lol:D
 
The trick is
21pro said:
when it comes unexpectedly and without asking for it!
Hm, few ideas:
- jump me on the ttc.
On a Scarb bus, I steer & you shift!
In a dt streetcar, I ring the bell as you play with GT's tow cart.
In the subway, GT calls out the stops as you speed us thru the station.
- as part of the inflight entertainment:rolleyes: Old GT needs to renew the Mile-high club membership.
 

yak2432

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What do eggs benedict and blow jobs have in common?
Name 2 things you never get after marriage.
 
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