The Idiot walk

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The Olympic committee has decided to discontinue the 50 Km Walk, Canada's Evan Dunfee will be the last Bronze Medallist. The reason, it's torture, most contestants are semi-delirious by the time they reach the finish line. Not a chance in hell you can walk a Marathon.

Due to the pandemic I've been unable to get rehab for my heart attack. The physiology department at Etobicoke General said they were going to send me documentation - I told them to forget it, I can do it myself. I started speed walking the McMichael Trail when I had my followup appointment with the cardiologist. He told me I was making progress but I was skeptical.

The McMichael Trail is fairly simple - except for the Hill of Death which connects the Humber Trail to the Art Gallery. So far I haven't sped walked up it in one shot but I'm getting closer. I've reached the level where I stop only once to catch my breath. I could run up the hill but that would defeat the purpose of what I'm attempting to accomplish. I stop at the fork of The McMichael to catch my breath. I could take the Left Trail which is more gentle, I always take the Right which is straight uphill. I'm out of breath by the time I reach the Gallery.

Proud to have achieved progression hubris took hold of me - I decided to take Stegman's Mill Rd back to my car. That was a mistake, speed walking on pavement is vastly different than doing it on gravel. I could not stop, my calves were on fire, or risk falling on my face. Yes I am going to do it again.

I don't have Mr. Dunfee's more, I look like a drunken ostrich, probably never will but I dont give a fuck.

 
True, man was not meant to walk in such a fashion. Torture to even watch sometimes...
 
That was a mistake, speed walking on pavement is vastly different than doing it on gravel. I could not stop, my calves were on fire, or risk falling on my face.
If you have ever been to Brighton Beach, you'll know that it is full of small pebbles. Try walking on that stuff barefoot while naked. Not fun at all.
 
Try walking on a long sand beach for a different workout, much better than concrete or asphalt. You can finish with standing in cool water and eying lovely sunbathers.
 
It's also hard walking on sand. Worse when you are barefoot on a hot sunny day.

It's also harder when you're running naked with your jewels swaying too and fro. How can I compete for the attention of lovely sunbathers when you have it out.

With Night Heat's Jeff Wincott (alias Jambone) - Elane's eyes get peeled!

 
Suicide Squad flopped at the box-office, with the work that went into improving the product, I don't understand why.

And I don't understand why Sportsnet would fire a presenter that looks like Margot Robbie. If she was speedwalking in front of me, I would follow like The Great Shat with Mr. Tamborine Man.

 
Look at all those pebbles. Where did they all come from?

BTW: If someone on the beach pisses you off, you can pick up some pebbles and throw them at him/her/they. LOL!
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