The "Dear Fred Zed Thread"

Macator2003

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I want to thank all on the board for introducing me to Flintstones Vitamins. My ability to "last" has more than doubled...... Before I used these little beauties, I had a hard time lasting 15-20 seconds. Now I can last for at least 35 seconds. Hell, there was a time in June that I was able to keep from coming for close to a minute (It was too bad that I was alone and that I had nobody to verify this). I find the Bam Bam ones have the best affect on me (hope that doesn't make me gay.....)

Now for another amazing discovery....... A friend on the board has told me that voluming shampoo has this weird effect on him over the last 2 to 4 weeks. He has been using Sauve Volumizing Shampoo on his Nether regions and tells me that his "volume" has increased to over 8oz each and every time .......

Dear Fred Zed,

Are my friend's claims true. He is a member of TERB after all. That being the case, can you vouch for him and confirm this is Fact and not Fiction.
 
Dear Fred,

I stated above, I would really appreciate an answer. I have a chance to buy a case of Sauve shampoo at the local dollar shop. If there is nothing to this rumour about the stuff increasing one's volume then fine but I don't want to miss the boat and then be faced with having to pay over $50 a bottle or even worse, going from store to store and realizing that its SOLD OUT.

The same thing happened two years ago with Flintstone vitamins and I'm still dealing with that.

Anybody else can jump in, if they want. Rusty........
 
Dear Fred,

I've got a question for you that my dearest friend was too embarrassed to ask. Occassionally, he has to use the washroom at work to lighten his "load". On a few "rear" occassions, he suffers from "splashback" and is concerned about picking up some form of STD through the toilet water.

He wonders if there is any way of preventing this, short of being a real "tight-ass". He has even tried putting 2 and even 3 Toronto telephone books on both sides of the toilet seat or semi standing to give himself some distance but this only amplifies the height of the "splashback".

Any solutions to "Assist" would be appreciated.............
 
Occassionally, he has to use the washroom at work to lighten his "load". On a few "rear" occassions, he suffers from "splashback" and is concerned about ...

Hmm... splashback ...

Didn't Goober ask that before ?