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The DATY Question?

justplainbob

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That's a great one @justplainbob . No one seemed to get my joke about "How do you hold your liquor" - "By the ears." Lol. I guess only we older folk might get some of these jokes. Lol.
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If she isn’t squirming and wiggling around uncontrollably/involuntarily and you have to hold her hips in place while she holds onto your ears (nice joke btw and I got it before the explanation lol) then you are doing something wrong 😂

Moaning and noises can be faked. Involuntary body movements can’t. Not even in my 30s yet and I can tell you that for free lol All about reading her body language and how she responds to what you’re doing 😉😏
 

IndigoKnight

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When I was with Jessica pocket she said I was good at DATY
I said well I have been doing it for over 40 years now
Jenny was insatiable and so much fun to be with. I really miss her not being around.

If she isn’t squirming and wiggling around uncontrollably/involuntarily and you have to hold her hips in place while she holds onto your ears (nice joke btw and I got it before the explanation lol) then you are doing something wrong 😂
You'd be surprised how many people didn't get the joke. I agree, it's really easy to tell when a girl is having an orgasm. Abdominal muscles/pussy/butt all tighten up before she starts shaking , and even if the gal isn't a squirter, she will definitely be quite moist after the long sigh at the end. :p
 
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DATY was as far as I got with my first girlfriend in high school, does that count?
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Jenny was insatiable and so much fun to be with. I really miss her not being around.


You'd be surprised how many people didn't get the joke. I agree, it's really easy to tell when a girl is having an orgasm. Abdominal muscles/pussy/butt all tighten up before she starts shaking , and even if the gal isn't a squirter, she will definitely be quite moist after the long sigh at the end. :p
Body reactions can be faked just so you know
 
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Y’know what’s awesome? That the majority of the men posting in this thread actually can put their money where their mouths are… or er… their mouths where their money is going to? 🤣 ah don’t mind me, I crack myself up! Kudos to the sweeties I have the pleasure of grinding against intimately xoxo
 
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